Parody Prophet
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Parody Prophet
@magabibble.bsky.social
Creator of the MAGA Bibble — complimentary copies available

Delivering scripture-style satire for the modern age.
Sounds sacred. Means trouble.
Reading the canon out loud so you don’t have to pretend it isn’t familiar.
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
January 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Testing priority tag @magabibble.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Parody Prophet
LOL
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
January 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
And the spirit resolved to be kinder,
but the tongue checked in early.

— Resolutions 1:2, MAGA Bibble
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The stats say this one resonated so here It is again. The Bibble is witness… open.substack.com/pub/parodypr...
The MAGA Bibble
A short explanation of what the Bibble is — and why it sounds so familiar
open.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
December 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
On Misremembering...
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The MAGA Bibble Daily Canon: "“In the beginning was the Tweet, and the Tweet was without spellcheck; and confusion moved upon the face of the feed.”
— Covfefe 1:1
December 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It sounds holy.
It feels familiar.
And that’s the problem.

Welcome to The Bibble.
Read with discernment.
a.co/d/jb3yOxR
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Bibble has entered the chat.

Sacred tone.
Familiar words.
Uncomfortable clarity.

Watch if you dare.
Once you hear it, you can’t unhear it.
a.co/d/e7CmUR6
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM