Magbutt
@magbutt.bsky.social
Skeet so hard people call her patty mayonnaise
My favorite part about the teeny beenie trend is that I hate it
March 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My favorite part about the teeny beenie trend is that I hate it
I’m either manifesting a Justin Bieber husband or an Eric Andre husband there’s no inbetween
March 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’m either manifesting a Justin Bieber husband or an Eric Andre husband there’s no inbetween
Women are on dating apps because there’s no decent men on the streeets. Men are on dating maps because they are indecent men on the streeeets
March 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Women are on dating apps because there’s no decent men on the streeets. Men are on dating maps because they are indecent men on the streeeets
He was a skater boy I said don’t break your kneecaps boy and then I went inside.
March 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He was a skater boy I said don’t break your kneecaps boy and then I went inside.
The best part about having my period for 4 days is being a bitch for 20 days
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The best part about having my period for 4 days is being a bitch for 20 days
I wrote two sketches I’m proud of this weekend!
March 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I wrote two sketches I’m proud of this weekend!
Helena Eagen’s father and Garol at the post office are the same person.
March 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Helena Eagen’s father and Garol at the post office are the same person.
The white house holding a Tesla event:
March 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The white house holding a Tesla event:
Celebrity feels like a high school cause you really only date someone inside your high school
March 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Celebrity feels like a high school cause you really only date someone inside your high school
Take me back tho
I was thinking about that viewing party the entire time I watched. Time is made up. I feel neither young nor old.
February 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Take me back tho
@ddayfilms.bsky.social can you believe it’s SNL 50 😭 I remember our party for the last milestone!!!
February 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
@ddayfilms.bsky.social can you believe it’s SNL 50 😭 I remember our party for the last milestone!!!
I really have become that bitch that comments on everyone’s Instagram posts and stories 💋💋
February 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I really have become that bitch that comments on everyone’s Instagram posts and stories 💋💋
You’re in his DMs, he won’t follow me back. We are not the same
February 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You’re in his DMs, he won’t follow me back. We are not the same
How is this really gonna be the pic UPS took when they left my package at the wrong address. What in the name of Nancy drew can I do with this??
February 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
How is this really gonna be the pic UPS took when they left my package at the wrong address. What in the name of Nancy drew can I do with this??
I won a flesh light at sex toy bingo. Nicole: At Applebees?
February 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I won a flesh light at sex toy bingo. Nicole: At Applebees?
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Damn girl are you a Disney princess? Because I have terrible news about your parents
February 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Damn girl are you a Disney princess? Because I have terrible news about your parents
Why is my tiktok fyp just college boys on lives staring at the camera with unrecognizable music in the background
February 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Why is my tiktok fyp just college boys on lives staring at the camera with unrecognizable music in the background
I’m in a better place than I was in dating last year. Last year I downloaded an app called “time left” and today, I deleted it
February 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m in a better place than I was in dating last year. Last year I downloaded an app called “time left” and today, I deleted it
First date idea: We get one of those multi-screen TVs people watch sports on. We put on Severance, Mo, the recruit, and squid games, I’m stressed out the whole time
January 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
First date idea: We get one of those multi-screen TVs people watch sports on. We put on Severance, Mo, the recruit, and squid games, I’m stressed out the whole time
I’m gonna get a bumper sticker that says “fight nazis, not immigration”, I’m also gonna get one that says only get this close to my back seat if you’re Justin Bieber, but that one’s just for me.
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I’m gonna get a bumper sticker that says “fight nazis, not immigration”, I’m also gonna get one that says only get this close to my back seat if you’re Justin Bieber, but that one’s just for me.
If one more person says “not all men” istg. The majority of this country voted against women for 1. I think we need to 4b. How do we get all the American women to 4b
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If one more person says “not all men” istg. The majority of this country voted against women for 1. I think we need to 4b. How do we get all the American women to 4b
Happy MLK DAY 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
January 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Happy MLK DAY 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Happy birthday cute binch! @troybond.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy birthday cute binch! @troybond.bsky.social
Deactivated Facebook, Mark ain’t gettin none
January 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Deactivated Facebook, Mark ain’t gettin none