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magenta maserati 💕🧞‍♀️🧚‍♀️
@magemaserati.bsky.social
autistic by birth
bitch by choice
the usa is just that guy from your high school who still wears his letterman jacket religiously even though you graduated years ago.

he continues to wear it because he has nothing current to show for himself.

his ego and pride are rooted in what that jacket represents- his “glory days”.
July 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
fuck reagan. fuck trump. fuck elon. fuck them all.
February 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Wage Slavery

Stop being an unethical society. The last change to the minimum wage was in 2007. It should go up with inflation every year like everything else. To not do this is unethical.
January 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I would much rather have qualified and experienced DEI hires than unqualified buffoons that suck up to the boss and don't know how to do the job or even care to learn how to do the job.

But, that's just me.
January 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
WOW! it’s almost like funding is in place for a reason and when you take it away, bad things happen!!!
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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What a mess
January 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i’m “sneeze at the sunlight” autistic
January 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
my best friend companion, triceratops understands me
i think if i was alive during dinosaur times they wouldn't kill me cus they would sense i have autism and really fuck with them deeply
January 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Evidently Robert Kennedy has a lawsuit going in the courts right now to prevent the release of a cervical cancer vaccine.

Cervical cancer kills 200,000 women each year in the U.S. Kennedy stands to make money from the lawsuit.!
January 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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How rich this is. A womanizing drunkard gets to have a retiring general reviewed to see if he should lose a star for standing up for what's right sort of makes your stomach turn doesn't it
January 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I'm proud of myself for not being fake.
I can be difficult sometimes and have a few screws loose but I have a good heart and I'm 100% me.
January 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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you’re not “so bad with computers” you’re “stubbornly refusing to learn how to do something for decades”
January 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Fun to have my healthcare in jeopardy because of a Home Alone 2 extra.
January 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
good job everyone
January 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
the language use in this is atrocious and othering
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.

It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the people that fell for this shit are the same people who would harass me for my completed homework…
January 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
he’s testing the waters
Breaking: Multiple states reporting Medicaid portal shut down. Healthcare reimbursements for Medicaid not happening. Funds for most healthcare providers are therefore cut off. Discussions being held as to whether care will continue, including for nearly half of all labor and delivery.
January 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
not be THAT girlie, but now is the time to end things with your toxic partner
January 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM