Maggie Spanuello
@maggiespans.bsky.social
Director. Collaborator. Dog Mom.
www.maggiespanuello.com
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Three more days of work til 9 days off (using only 3.5 days PTO). I can do this.
June 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Three more days of work til 9 days off (using only 3.5 days PTO). I can do this.
In bed before midnight? Who is she? Someone working on herself?
June 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In bed before midnight? Who is she? Someone working on herself?
Is there a way to report ghost buses on @chicagocta.bsky.social? Because, like, wtf? I guess?
June 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Is there a way to report ghost buses on @chicagocta.bsky.social? Because, like, wtf? I guess?
I’m sorry. Due to the weather, I am only able to be a wildly productive human. Personal progress happens thru photosynthesis I cannot be convinced otherwise. #SummerInChicago
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’m sorry. Due to the weather, I am only able to be a wildly productive human. Personal progress happens thru photosynthesis I cannot be convinced otherwise. #SummerInChicago
Today my mom told me to just “put it on the monthly bill” in reference to me getting a new phone. I asked for no clarification. Tomorrow my parents are buying me a new phone. Why yes I am 40 and no, I cannot afford a phone bill. 😂😭
May 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Today my mom told me to just “put it on the monthly bill” in reference to me getting a new phone. I asked for no clarification. Tomorrow my parents are buying me a new phone. Why yes I am 40 and no, I cannot afford a phone bill. 😂😭
“Malort and Savior” won the meme game today. Happy Pope Day! Someone get me a new pope-ener.
If you don’t know what a pope-ener is, I feel bad for you.
If you don’t know what a pope-ener is, I feel bad for you.
May 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
“Malort and Savior” won the meme game today. Happy Pope Day! Someone get me a new pope-ener.
If you don’t know what a pope-ener is, I feel bad for you.
If you don’t know what a pope-ener is, I feel bad for you.
Reposted by Maggie Spanuello
I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*
Which parent has my birth certificate? I don’t know.
May 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Which parent has my birth certificate? I don’t know.
I am actually, really, and seriously praying for people whose student loans are in default. Involuntary collections for people who were trying to get an education and forgiving PPP loans is absolutely fucked.
May 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I am actually, really, and seriously praying for people whose student loans are in default. Involuntary collections for people who were trying to get an education and forgiving PPP loans is absolutely fucked.
I simply can’t handle the rain today.
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I simply can’t handle the rain today.
Tomorrow is my favorite day. Chicago theaters—give me your fake seasons. I love for this shit.
March 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tomorrow is my favorite day. Chicago theaters—give me your fake seasons. I love for this shit.
Anyone else watching “The Pitt” and wanna go donate blood?
March 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Anyone else watching “The Pitt” and wanna go donate blood?
Today’s “The Daily” is about an EO issued by shit for brains 2 weeks ago. And it is the strongest evidence we have that we are living in a dictatorship.
March 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Today’s “The Daily” is about an EO issued by shit for brains 2 weeks ago. And it is the strongest evidence we have that we are living in a dictatorship.
Appreciation post for my neighbors’ dog who MY dog is absolutely fucking obsessed with. He cries when he sees her outside, hears her in the hall…just wants to be near her while they both chew up sticks in the front yard.
March 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Appreciation post for my neighbors’ dog who MY dog is absolutely fucking obsessed with. He cries when he sees her outside, hears her in the hall…just wants to be near her while they both chew up sticks in the front yard.
Is it 10AM, the first Tuesday of the month? Or the actual end of days?
March 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Is it 10AM, the first Tuesday of the month? Or the actual end of days?
It’s easy to blackout when you have no money. You’re welcome, fellow liberals.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s easy to blackout when you have no money. You’re welcome, fellow liberals.
Hot take: I think my mom should be the next pope. She likes Jesus and Italy. Plus it will keep her occupied while she’s retired, and it will give me a nice place to stay in Italy. The campaign starts now.
February 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hot take: I think my mom should be the next pope. She likes Jesus and Italy. Plus it will keep her occupied while she’s retired, and it will give me a nice place to stay in Italy. The campaign starts now.
Nick got one of those Oura rings. Every time we are at a play, his ring logs it as a nap.
Wut.
Wut.
February 18, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Nick got one of those Oura rings. Every time we are at a play, his ring logs it as a nap.
Wut.
Wut.
Reposted by Maggie Spanuello
Gay men. Straight women. Now is the appointed hour.
They are distracted. They are slightly drunk. They are feeling nostalgic about (checks notes) mayonnaise for some reason.
Go to the place agreed. Enact the ritual. Wrest the control they have so clumsily squandered. Abracadabra amoroonana.
They are distracted. They are slightly drunk. They are feeling nostalgic about (checks notes) mayonnaise for some reason.
Go to the place agreed. Enact the ritual. Wrest the control they have so clumsily squandered. Abracadabra amoroonana.
February 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gay men. Straight women. Now is the appointed hour.
They are distracted. They are slightly drunk. They are feeling nostalgic about (checks notes) mayonnaise for some reason.
Go to the place agreed. Enact the ritual. Wrest the control they have so clumsily squandered. Abracadabra amoroonana.
They are distracted. They are slightly drunk. They are feeling nostalgic about (checks notes) mayonnaise for some reason.
Go to the place agreed. Enact the ritual. Wrest the control they have so clumsily squandered. Abracadabra amoroonana.
If CostCo clerks are going to make $32/hr, that means if you work 32 hours for 50 weeks you will make $51,200. Which is a lot of fucking money. How many part time folks with MFA degrees can they handle?
February 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If CostCo clerks are going to make $32/hr, that means if you work 32 hours for 50 weeks you will make $51,200. Which is a lot of fucking money. How many part time folks with MFA degrees can they handle?
My last weekend of my 30s!!! What are we doing? LOUNGING.
February 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My last weekend of my 30s!!! What are we doing? LOUNGING.
I watched my favorite movie tonight (Crazy Rich Asians) so it was an amazing evening.
January 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I watched my favorite movie tonight (Crazy Rich Asians) so it was an amazing evening.
We should not have to rise before the sun.
January 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We should not have to rise before the sun.
The end of Hacks Season 3 is everything.
January 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The end of Hacks Season 3 is everything.
My dog is a floppy mess who knows you did your absolute best this hump day. Go you.
January 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My dog is a floppy mess who knows you did your absolute best this hump day. Go you.