Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️
@maggiewittlin.bsky.social
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Associate Professor at Fordham Law. Evidence, law teaching, crosswords, jokes.
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I suggest they go on an architectural boat tour. It’s really a must!
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"I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who is in Antifa..."
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"Has a suspicious affinity for brown paper packages tied up with strings."
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I dunno, man… bsky.app/profile/pwna...
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Tragic news from Canada where the Canadian Supreme Court has gone from the official dress on the left to the one on the right
Canadian Supreme court. Everyone is dressed in bright red wooly gowns, with a beige trim. It looks sort of like a Santa robe The Canadian Supreme court. Everyone is dressed in black gowns with a bright white kravat, and two thin red vertical lines on the side of the robe
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Then as Justice Stevens pointed out, he’d better avoid the Constitution.
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Was just thinking that I didn’t know anyone who thought they had too little power w/r/t the summer emergency docket.
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“Find me a case that says you can’t be a plaintiff unless you’re asserting a claim against someone.”
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I will not cave to this Bari-metric pressure.
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I write from a place significantly more densely populated than inner Tokyo: the famously exclusionary police state of Manhattan.
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This is a great question, but I’m not sure that number of correct answers is the best measure of knowledge base, since they could make the questions harder alongside broader average knowledge.
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If Peter Shor wins the Nobel Prize in Physics tomorrow, please do not waste the “Who’s On First?” potential of the moment.
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“His stunning rise proves that all the elite credentials in the world are nothing next to the simple power of an uncle’s love.”
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Workplace retreat idea: an obstacle course that consists entirely of business idioms.
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How many peremptories does each side get, again?
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It’s a reworking of a joke tweet he did last week about Eric Adams.
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This seems like the first step toward it…not being a stray cat.
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Not to mention the denigration of an extremely convenient home goods store.
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I’ll be there in Manhattan, with signs so angry they (probably) won’t have puns! Join us!
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I think the most useful political activity most of us can engage in rn is to encourage as many people as possible to attend the Oct 18 protests.