Gareth Foreman
@magicgareth.bsky.social
Mental Health professional & Magician (sometimes a combination of both), book reviewer and voracious reader, Buddhist, dog lover (esp springer spaniels), chef, saxophone player, allotmenteer, enjoy listening to LPs and smoking the odd cigar.
Sounds painful, hope it clears up soon x.
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Sounds painful, hope it clears up soon x.
Paul Desmond is one of my favourite sax players he did a string of great albums on the CTI label.
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Paul Desmond is one of my favourite sax players he did a string of great albums on the CTI label.
Prince Charles at a mechanics:
“Do you sell Durex?”
“No your Highness”.
“In that case I’ll take a coil for an ‘81 Princess”.
“Do you sell Durex?”
“No your Highness”.
“In that case I’ll take a coil for an ‘81 Princess”.
February 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Prince Charles at a mechanics:
“Do you sell Durex?”
“No your Highness”.
“In that case I’ll take a coil for an ‘81 Princess”.
“Do you sell Durex?”
“No your Highness”.
“In that case I’ll take a coil for an ‘81 Princess”.
Currently reading ‘Hamnet’ by Maggie O’Farrell and listening to ‘A Confederacy Of Dunces’ by John Kennedy Toole.
One is extremely sad the other extremely funny so it’s a good balance😄.
One is extremely sad the other extremely funny so it’s a good balance😄.
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Currently reading ‘Hamnet’ by Maggie O’Farrell and listening to ‘A Confederacy Of Dunces’ by John Kennedy Toole.
One is extremely sad the other extremely funny so it’s a good balance😄.
One is extremely sad the other extremely funny so it’s a good balance😄.
Reading ‘Hamnet’ by Maggie O’Farrell and listening to ‘A Confederacy Of Dunces’ by John Kennedy Toole.
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Reading ‘Hamnet’ by Maggie O’Farrell and listening to ‘A Confederacy Of Dunces’ by John Kennedy Toole.
“It’s so bad that even if it was shown on an aeroplane the audience would still walk out!”
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM
“It’s so bad that even if it was shown on an aeroplane the audience would still walk out!”
I agree. The future of U.K. politics will not be Labour V. Conservatives but The Green Party V Reform and this will be a sign of things to come.
January 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I agree. The future of U.K. politics will not be Labour V. Conservatives but The Green Party V Reform and this will be a sign of things to come.
A handy, simple and effective guide to what’s happening……..
January 30, 2026 at 10:13 AM
A handy, simple and effective guide to what’s happening……..
Block Paul Simon’s face with your finger to give Art Garfunkel a great moustache!
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Block Paul Simon’s face with your finger to give Art Garfunkel a great moustache!
Lee Anderson, the man who never misses an opportunity to parade his stupidity in public.
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Lee Anderson, the man who never misses an opportunity to parade his stupidity in public.
My great uncle did his naval training in Leith. It was very very rough back then and most people avoided it unless absolutely necessary.
January 27, 2026 at 1:13 PM
My great uncle did his naval training in Leith. It was very very rough back then and most people avoided it unless absolutely necessary.
Sounds good, I’ll stick it on my list!
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Sounds good, I’ll stick it on my list!
These people are too busy spreading bile to understand fun!
January 27, 2026 at 9:34 AM
These people are too busy spreading bile to understand fun!