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Moon Jelly
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OK艦長
The guys (and they are always guys) who are out there riding bicycles on an inch thick layer of bumpy ice and snow both impress and deeply concern me
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Every time a child gets a hold of the laughing jack-o'-lantern I resolve to take the batteries out but then I never do. It's remarkable how it's lasted at least 8 years without my ever changing them out, I think it runs on irritation
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
7 went to a Christmas storytime at school today and came back saying that Santa had been there but not the real one because he thinks that the Santa who came to his kindergarten last year was the real one.
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
7 asked me unprompted if we could watch Muppet Christmas Carol tonight and wants to watch Muppet Family Christmas for a third time. I'm honestly so proud right now you don't even know
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Yesterday there was actually Vince Guaraldi Christmas music playing at the store and it was so refreshing to hear I would've stayed longer except they kept interrupting every 30 seconds for "buy more now" announcements
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
夫 asked for omurice for dinner and I almost said "たまご? In esta economia?"
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Read through Bakuretsu Hunters again after... 15 years probably? Scans of the old Tokyopop license so quality... varied greatly, to say the least. I was impressed with the localization in several parts, though translation itself was hit or miss.
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Reposted by Moon Jelly
There's an episode in Blackadder 3 where Edmond uses made-up words to convince Samual Johnson that he's missed stuff from his dictionary. I have been using these same words in work meetings and reports for decades without ever being challenged on their authenticity.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Dude on the train next to me opened up BlueSky instead of Twitter, horray!
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Almost 2 hours at city hall just to reset a PIN for an ID card I accidentally borked ughhhhhhh
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Guess who thought she'd save on shipping by going directly to the Pokemon Center and instead it was already sold out so she's paying shipping and scalper tax too?
Paying the reseller tax because I was an idiot and forgot to preorder
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Forlorn pile of 15-odd used Fit boards at the Surugaya
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
May have royally fucked up the quiche
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
So you can't actually uninstall the "local ai manager for m*crosoft 365" that automatically runs even if you're not using c*pilot but turns out you can just delete the whole folder named AI without any issue and bonus, it makes Word load up faster
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Little kid throwing an absolute A-tier throwing self on the ground and screaming head off shitfit today at the drug store because they were through the checkout and had to return the kid-sized cart. Their little hand grasping the wheel, face planted onto the floor. 10/10 no notes
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The hospital where the kids got their flu shots today and a notice for a "Repeater Discount" if you birth more than one baby there as if that isn't the most Shinzo Abe-ass thing I've ever heard of
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Okay, discovered why the washing machine says to clean out the auto detergent/softener dispenser occasionally. I haven't since... ever... and it was okay! But machine started beeping irritably at me this morning and when I checked, the softener dispenser was full of goop. Detergent is okay though
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Moment of silence for the Smart Lady figurine I've had for over 15 years that took a dive off the high shelf and decapitated herself
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching a show showing off expensive purchases rich people have made, started off with the ridiculous (drone show for dog's birthday, bungee jumping into an active volcano from a helicopter (ARE YOU INSANE MAN)) and slowly became kinda sad.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I hate what modern internet has become, but my inner 15-year-old cries tears of joy at the words "Down Speed 61.4 MBp/s"
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
7 brought his school laptop home and now he's playing with the camera pretending to be a YouTuber. :/
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reached a new high (low?) in internet stalking for my job, trawling through marriage records to try and find the correct spelling for someone's name
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Trying to figure out the denomination of a church so I can properly translate 牧師, there's an altar and what looks like the bread and wine, uncomfortable wooden pews, stained glass windows, but also a very large pulpit, no iconography, and a distinct lack of Mom.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Muppet CD-ROM is the best computer game ever made if you disagree with me you're wrong
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Changed 2's outfit after he got water all over himself, made the mistake of not giving him shinkansen socks to match the shinkansen shirt and shinkansen pants
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM