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I think the most exciting thing about this is that it will be a battery-swap platform.
So no range or charge issues if you just swap a new battery in
August 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Welcome to MRI Training.
Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding! 1) The ______ is always on. 2) The Magnet is ______ on. 3) How often is The Magnet on? 4) The Magnet is always __. 5) The Magnet is always on. T/F 6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F 7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F 8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you. 9) Is The Magnet ever off? 10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F
July 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
magnetunderstander.bsky.social
Nice
June 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
magnetunderstander.bsky.social
July
April 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
magnetunderstander.bsky.social
He said this right before he did the first Chokeslam
March 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Lmao
Fuck the Hulk Hogan
January 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM