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my headphones disconnected while my phone volume was maxxed out and i needed to extricate myself from the lat pull machine so for several beautiful moments the entire weight room of this gym was blessed with the dulcet sounds of sleep’s dopesmoker
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Before WWII, the language of science was German. Scientific papers were published in German. International conferences happened in German. After the Nazis gutted research and exiled scientists fled to the USA, that language became English.

Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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my pumkin
he is everything
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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August 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Welcome to MRI Training.
July 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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why do these bisexuals all have the look of different types of vizier
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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The wizard ponders his orb.
May 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"chat" is a gender neutral group address that can replace "guys" "y'all" or "ladies and gentlemen"
May 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Here’s everything that should be banned besides TikTok:
doordash
Uber
Disney+ with Hulu & ESPN (no ads) plus Live TV bundle
YouTube creator payouts
YouTube
In-app purchases
Apps
Appetizers that cost $2 less than entrees
Self checkout
Venmo requests for less than $20
Venmo
eBay
January 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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My dad was a TERRIBLE driver and after he passed away at home, we asked the hearse driver if he could hit the curb on his way out of the neighborhood in his honor AND HE DID and it's a memory I cherish
October 2, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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January 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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The fans in Los Angeles want nothing to do with Hulk Hogan. This is a trainwreck. #WWE #WWERaw
January 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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#WWERaw 🤼
January 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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FUCK HULK HOGAN
January 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Everyone has that one homie for whom the bell tolls
February 16, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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They’re talking about Among Us
December 10, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM