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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
my headphones disconnected while my phone volume was maxxed out and i needed to extricate myself from the lat pull machine so for several beautiful moments the entire weight room of this gym was blessed with the dulcet sounds of sleep’s dopesmoker
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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lookitup.baby
Before WWII, the language of science was German. Scientific papers were published in German. International conferences happened in German. After the Nazis gutted research and exiled scientists fled to the USA, that language became English.

Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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piemations.com
my pumkin
he is everything
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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thedevil.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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clipthejester.bsky.social
A series of the late Iron Sheik's tweets: "FUCK HOGAN" "HULK HOGAN IS NOT A JABRONI...... APRIL FOOLS DAY YOU FUCKING JABRONI" "HULK HOGAN YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE AUTOMATIC 20% TIP ON PARTY 6 OR MORE" "HULK HOGAN YOU ARE WORSE THAN AN AIRPORT TUNA SANDWICH" "HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH" "HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HULK HOGAN."
July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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pazzojinn.bsky.social
Welcome to MRI Training.
Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding! 1) The ______ is always on. 2) The Magnet is ______ on. 3) How often is The Magnet on? 4) The Magnet is always __. 5) The Magnet is always on. T/F 6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F 7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F 8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you. 9) Is The Magnet ever off? 10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F
July 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
why do these bisexuals all have the look of different types of vizier
considermycat.bsky.social Jae H @considermycat.bsky.social · Jul 17
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”
July 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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thorbenson.bsky.social
Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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towerwizard.bsky.social
The wizard ponders his orb.
May 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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nora.zone
"chat" is a gender neutral group address that can replace "guys" "y'all" or "ladies and gentlemen"
May 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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xkcd.com
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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wraeththu.satan.social
Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government." Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."
April 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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dril.bsky.social
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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illumi.meme
“Someone should probably do something” says only man capable of doing something image of chuck schumer
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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orbgazer.bsky.social
Here’s everything that should be banned besides TikTok:
doordash
Uber
Disney+ with Hulu & ESPN (no ads) plus Live TV bundle
YouTube creator payouts
YouTube
In-app purchases
Apps
Appetizers that cost $2 less than entrees
Self checkout
Venmo requests for less than $20
Venmo
eBay
January 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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niteynite.bsky.social
My dad was a TERRIBLE driver and after he passed away at home, we asked the hearse driver if he could hit the curb on his way out of the neighborhood in his honor AND HE DID and it's a memory I cherish
October 2, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
four panel meme. the first three images are from the first Twilight movie. Bella says "You're impossibly fast and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. I know what you are." The final panel is of Commander Data from Star Trek The Next Generation. He's grinning, smuggly.
January 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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wrestlingnews.co
The fans in Los Angeles want nothing to do with Hulk Hogan. This is a trainwreck. #WWE #WWERaw
January 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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elowtheartist.rhythmicintelligence.com
#WWERaw 🤼
Iron Sheik saying Fuck The Hulk Hogan
January 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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afrocyborg.bsky.social
FUCK HULK HOGAN
January 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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logophobe.bsky.social
Everyone has that one homie for whom the bell tolls
February 16, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
They’re talking about Among Us
December 10, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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brainmage.bsky.social
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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ceej.online
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM