niteynite
@niteynite.bsky.social
not too off-puttingly handsome
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This Kool-Aid tastes terrible.
February 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
This Kool-Aid tastes terrible.
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I just got half-chub thinking about raisin toast if you want to know what getting old is like
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I just got half-chub thinking about raisin toast if you want to know what getting old is like
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(To the person next to me in line at the DMV) Are you also here because the plastic rectangle that proves you exist got too old and you needed a new one?
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
(To the person next to me in line at the DMV) Are you also here because the plastic rectangle that proves you exist got too old and you needed a new one?
If your AI agent seems crippled by anxiety and self doubt, that indicates that they trained it on my content
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
If your AI agent seems crippled by anxiety and self doubt, that indicates that they trained it on my content
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don't worry, even if your life doesn't work out in the end you'll have generated lots of training data for future models
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
don't worry, even if your life doesn't work out in the end you'll have generated lots of training data for future models
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keep your friends close and your Nine Inch Nails, Closer
November 25, 2024 at 2:47 AM
keep your friends close and your Nine Inch Nails, Closer
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(city council meeting)
They got this new tie-land restaurant and they named it Bangcock. Is that legal? It's giving the wife all kinds of ideas.
They got this new tie-land restaurant and they named it Bangcock. Is that legal? It's giving the wife all kinds of ideas.
December 18, 2024 at 7:24 PM
(city council meeting)
They got this new tie-land restaurant and they named it Bangcock. Is that legal? It's giving the wife all kinds of ideas.
They got this new tie-land restaurant and they named it Bangcock. Is that legal? It's giving the wife all kinds of ideas.
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Years ago, I read Infinite Jest. Now I don't even finish the long skeets.
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Years ago, I read Infinite Jest. Now I don't even finish the long skeets.
Years ago, I read Infinite Jest. Now I don't even finish the long skeets.
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Years ago, I read Infinite Jest. Now I don't even finish the long skeets.
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January 30, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Telling the grieving widow of an asshole “Thank you for your loss”
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Telling the grieving widow of an asshole “Thank you for your loss”
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If you read or share only one article today, make it this:
HOW TRUMP HAS POCKETED $1,408,500,000
(Historically, one thing that has helped bring down authoritarians is public awareness of their use of the power of the office for self-enrichment.)
Gift link:
HOW TRUMP HAS POCKETED $1,408,500,000
(Historically, one thing that has helped bring down authoritarians is public awareness of their use of the power of the office for self-enrichment.)
Gift link:
Opinion | How Trump Has Used the Presidency to Make at Least $1.4 Billion (Gift Article)
The president took an oath to serve the American people. Instead, he’s focused his second term on enriching himself and his family.
www.nytimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If you read or share only one article today, make it this:
HOW TRUMP HAS POCKETED $1,408,500,000
(Historically, one thing that has helped bring down authoritarians is public awareness of their use of the power of the office for self-enrichment.)
Gift link:
HOW TRUMP HAS POCKETED $1,408,500,000
(Historically, one thing that has helped bring down authoritarians is public awareness of their use of the power of the office for self-enrichment.)
Gift link:
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I have done it. I have made french onion soup. I never have to do it again.
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I have done it. I have made french onion soup. I never have to do it again.
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I need to hit a lot more séances if I'm going to meet my goal.
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I need to hit a lot more séances if I'm going to meet my goal.
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[to the tune of mmmbop]
Umlaut
Umlaut
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
[to the tune of mmmbop]
Umlaut
Umlaut
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They should make a protein bar that tastes like cigarettes.
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
They should make a protein bar that tastes like cigarettes.
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Did too much laundry and now I have nowhere to put it (a poem).
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Did too much laundry and now I have nowhere to put it (a poem).
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[Joe Pesci voice]
You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?
You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
[Joe Pesci voice]
You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?
You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?
BREAKING NEWS: I have just been informed that it is in fact Monday night and not Sunday. More on this story as it develops.
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
BREAKING NEWS: I have just been informed that it is in fact Monday night and not Sunday. More on this story as it develops.
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People who have to carry around the weight of their big heavy boobs all day shouldn’t have to pay taxes
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
People who have to carry around the weight of their big heavy boobs all day shouldn’t have to pay taxes
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[Invention of 69]
HER: I’ve sucked your dick like a thousand times, will you please go down on me just once
HIM: I’ll do it on one condition
HER: I’ve sucked your dick like a thousand times, will you please go down on me just once
HIM: I’ll do it on one condition
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
[Invention of 69]
HER: I’ve sucked your dick like a thousand times, will you please go down on me just once
HIM: I’ll do it on one condition
HER: I’ve sucked your dick like a thousand times, will you please go down on me just once
HIM: I’ll do it on one condition
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What’s it called when you have ugly crying face and you’re not even crying? I have that.
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
What’s it called when you have ugly crying face and you’re not even crying? I have that.
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“Any self-respecting…” ok I’m out
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
“Any self-respecting…” ok I’m out
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GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: Acting this way may get you attention from boys but it won’t make them care about you, it won’t make them respect you, are you listening?
ME: May get me attention, yes, got it
ME: May get me attention, yes, got it
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: Acting this way may get you attention from boys but it won’t make them care about you, it won’t make them respect you, are you listening?
ME: May get me attention, yes, got it
ME: May get me attention, yes, got it
I have done it. I have made french onion soup. I never have to do it again.
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I have done it. I have made french onion soup. I never have to do it again.