Ed Hill
@mahatmafroglegs.bsky.social
Aged over 50 years for tenderness and flavor. Well-marbled and full of rich meaty goodness. RuneQuest fan since 1988.
Important Holiday Measage:
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Important Holiday Measage:
Trump ain’t fit to lick the bottom of Rob Reiner’s shoe. He never was.
December 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Trump ain’t fit to lick the bottom of Rob Reiner’s shoe. He never was.
If Trump were any more sick and decrepit, RFK Jr would be trying to eat him.
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If Trump were any more sick and decrepit, RFK Jr would be trying to eat him.
EDM Song:
🎶 KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ
CUSSLER CUSSLER CUSSLER
GRISHAM——GRISHAM———-GRISHAM
KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ
KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ🎶
🎶 KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ
CUSSLER CUSSLER CUSSLER
GRISHAM——GRISHAM———-GRISHAM
KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ
KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ🎶
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
EDM Song:
🎶 KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ
CUSSLER CUSSLER CUSSLER
GRISHAM——GRISHAM———-GRISHAM
KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ
KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ🎶
🎶 KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ
CUSSLER CUSSLER CUSSLER
GRISHAM——GRISHAM———-GRISHAM
KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ
KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ🎶
The ‘Vintage HASBRO Logo’, as adapted to represent what they currently are: A Crumbling Empire Run By Arrogant Inbreds.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The ‘Vintage HASBRO Logo’, as adapted to represent what they currently are: A Crumbling Empire Run By Arrogant Inbreds.
Apparently, President Taft used to regularly eat Opossum. I can’t help but imagine him unhinging his jaw like a snake and swallowing the critters whole.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Apparently, President Taft used to regularly eat Opossum. I can’t help but imagine him unhinging his jaw like a snake and swallowing the critters whole.
Reposted by Ed Hill
Rush is reuniting with a woman as the drummer and I think it's very sweet that Rush fans will get to see a woman once before they die
October 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Rush is reuniting with a woman as the drummer and I think it's very sweet that Rush fans will get to see a woman once before they die
Reposted by Ed Hill
An entire political apparatus of vacuous loser doormat freaks, completely irredeemable from top to bottom
September 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
An entire political apparatus of vacuous loser doormat freaks, completely irredeemable from top to bottom
Playing Kingdom Hearts? PROTIP:
Don’t bother doing the Quest For Bob Iger’s Spine. It never existed to begin with.
Don’t bother doing the Quest For Bob Iger’s Spine. It never existed to begin with.
September 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Playing Kingdom Hearts? PROTIP:
Don’t bother doing the Quest For Bob Iger’s Spine. It never existed to begin with.
Don’t bother doing the Quest For Bob Iger’s Spine. It never existed to begin with.
🎶Embolism! Embolism!
Sis-Boom-Bah!
Wrap this up with
A Big Fat Clot!
Gooo Mortality!🎶
Sis-Boom-Bah!
Wrap this up with
A Big Fat Clot!
Gooo Mortality!🎶
September 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
🎶Embolism! Embolism!
Sis-Boom-Bah!
Wrap this up with
A Big Fat Clot!
Gooo Mortality!🎶
Sis-Boom-Bah!
Wrap this up with
A Big Fat Clot!
Gooo Mortality!🎶
Summer in Texas, 2025 AD: The American Dream.
August 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Summer in Texas, 2025 AD: The American Dream.
I really have to salute Dean Cain’s total commitment to playing the part of a Colossal Asshole 👍
August 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I really have to salute Dean Cain’s total commitment to playing the part of a Colossal Asshole 👍
Euless, Texas- 2025 AD
July 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Euless, Texas- 2025 AD
Just waiting on The Atlantic or the Wall Street Journal to drop a stupid think piece on why we shouldn’t say mean things about Hulk Hogan and how Ozzy was actually a terrible guy in comparison. Hell, the New York Times might even want in on this pseudo-intellectual action!
July 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just waiting on The Atlantic or the Wall Street Journal to drop a stupid think piece on why we shouldn’t say mean things about Hulk Hogan and how Ozzy was actually a terrible guy in comparison. Hell, the New York Times might even want in on this pseudo-intellectual action!
A fake liquor brand I invented for my own SLA BORG campaign. “DISTILLED AND STILL DANGEROUS”
July 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A fake liquor brand I invented for my own SLA BORG campaign. “DISTILLED AND STILL DANGEROUS”
This is what THX-1138 consumes between shifts at the Evil Robot Factory.
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is what THX-1138 consumes between shifts at the Evil Robot Factory.
I wonder how many dusty storage units Newsom’s team had to go through before his Spine finally turned up.
June 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I wonder how many dusty storage units Newsom’s team had to go through before his Spine finally turned up.
Right now, Pete Hegseth is at a briefing about Ukraine’s latest success and wishing a VodCopter would ambush him.
June 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Right now, Pete Hegseth is at a briefing about Ukraine’s latest success and wishing a VodCopter would ambush him.
MYSTIC NAVY FIGHT SONG
Gaze, Navy, into the Void, raise the chalice high
We’ll never stop our quest, so vicious ghosts steer shyyy
Now draw the athame, Anchors Aweigh!
Sail on to victory
With mystic bones and scrying stones,
Hooray!
Gaze, Navy, into the Void, raise the chalice high
We’ll never stop our quest, so vicious ghosts steer shyyy
Now draw the athame, Anchors Aweigh!
Sail on to victory
With mystic bones and scrying stones,
Hooray!
May 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
MYSTIC NAVY FIGHT SONG
Gaze, Navy, into the Void, raise the chalice high
We’ll never stop our quest, so vicious ghosts steer shyyy
Now draw the athame, Anchors Aweigh!
Sail on to victory
With mystic bones and scrying stones,
Hooray!
Gaze, Navy, into the Void, raise the chalice high
We’ll never stop our quest, so vicious ghosts steer shyyy
Now draw the athame, Anchors Aweigh!
Sail on to victory
With mystic bones and scrying stones,
Hooray!
“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹
May 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹
“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹
May 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹
DARTH STERCUS HAS MANIFESTED
May 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
DARTH STERCUS HAS MANIFESTED
The problem isn’t that Trump nods off. It’s that he wakes up.
April 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The problem isn’t that Trump nods off. It’s that he wakes up.
ChaosiumCon USA 2025: It’s all about Sacrifice
April 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ChaosiumCon USA 2025: It’s all about Sacrifice