I found a sweater in my closet. I did not buy the sweater, nor do I remember who might've gifted it to me or when they would have done do. I don't think I've ever worn it.
But it's a nice sweater, so okay
But it's a nice sweater, so okay
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I found a sweater in my closet. I did not buy the sweater, nor do I remember who might've gifted it to me or when they would have done do. I don't think I've ever worn it.
But it's a nice sweater, so okay
But it's a nice sweater, so okay
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
Anytime I encounter someone who leaves the start menu in the middle of their taskbar on Windows, I immediately lose all trust in their judgment.
Psychopath behavior.
Psychopath behavior.
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Anytime I encounter someone who leaves the start menu in the middle of their taskbar on Windows, I immediately lose all trust in their judgment.
Psychopath behavior.
Psychopath behavior.
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
December 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
I barely use spotify, but I did get a great laugh out of spotify wrapped saying that it thinks I'm 55 years old based on the music I listen to
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I barely use spotify, but I did get a great laugh out of spotify wrapped saying that it thinks I'm 55 years old based on the music I listen to
Slow cookers are great because you can start it and then just forget about it.
The problem is, sometimes you really, literally, forget about it, and suddenly you're eating dinner at 9:00
The problem is, sometimes you really, literally, forget about it, and suddenly you're eating dinner at 9:00
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Slow cookers are great because you can start it and then just forget about it.
The problem is, sometimes you really, literally, forget about it, and suddenly you're eating dinner at 9:00
The problem is, sometimes you really, literally, forget about it, and suddenly you're eating dinner at 9:00
Kid behind us at the wrestling show:
"I thought wrestling was supposed to be fake"
"I thought wrestling was supposed to be fake"
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Kid behind us at the wrestling show:
"I thought wrestling was supposed to be fake"
"I thought wrestling was supposed to be fake"
A song labeled as "instrumental version" just came up in my music library, and the very first thing you hear in the song is vocals.
I understand it means no lead vocals, but I love the implication that backing vocals are an instrument
I understand it means no lead vocals, but I love the implication that backing vocals are an instrument
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
A song labeled as "instrumental version" just came up in my music library, and the very first thing you hear in the song is vocals.
I understand it means no lead vocals, but I love the implication that backing vocals are an instrument
I understand it means no lead vocals, but I love the implication that backing vocals are an instrument
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
The fact that AI people choose to generate code in a human-friendly language like python shows that, deep down, they don't trust the results.
If you really thought human intervention wasn't needed, you'd code everything in something performant like C or assembly.
If you really thought human intervention wasn't needed, you'd code everything in something performant like C or assembly.
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The fact that AI people choose to generate code in a human-friendly language like python shows that, deep down, they don't trust the results.
If you really thought human intervention wasn't needed, you'd code everything in something performant like C or assembly.
If you really thought human intervention wasn't needed, you'd code everything in something performant like C or assembly.
Do I love living in the city? Yes
Do I love waking up to the soothing sound of jackhammers outside my window? No
Do I love waking up to the soothing sound of jackhammers outside my window? No
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do I love living in the city? Yes
Do I love waking up to the soothing sound of jackhammers outside my window? No
Do I love waking up to the soothing sound of jackhammers outside my window? No
See that one of my favorite seasonal beers is back in stock
Buy it
Drink it
Remember that it's 11% ABV
whoops
Buy it
Drink it
Remember that it's 11% ABV
whoops
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
See that one of my favorite seasonal beers is back in stock
Buy it
Drink it
Remember that it's 11% ABV
whoops
Buy it
Drink it
Remember that it's 11% ABV
whoops
There are things I do to avoid crying while chopping onions. They work pretty well.
Apparently shallots are an exception
Apparently shallots are an exception
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There are things I do to avoid crying while chopping onions. They work pretty well.
Apparently shallots are an exception
Apparently shallots are an exception
A dangerous series of thoughts:
1. This song doesn't look too hard, I'll learn it
2. Oh no, non-standard tuning. I don't want to have to keep switching back and forth
3. What if I just bought another guitar and tuned it down?
4. Oh no, this is how the slippery slope starts
1. This song doesn't look too hard, I'll learn it
2. Oh no, non-standard tuning. I don't want to have to keep switching back and forth
3. What if I just bought another guitar and tuned it down?
4. Oh no, this is how the slippery slope starts
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A dangerous series of thoughts:
1. This song doesn't look too hard, I'll learn it
2. Oh no, non-standard tuning. I don't want to have to keep switching back and forth
3. What if I just bought another guitar and tuned it down?
4. Oh no, this is how the slippery slope starts
1. This song doesn't look too hard, I'll learn it
2. Oh no, non-standard tuning. I don't want to have to keep switching back and forth
3. What if I just bought another guitar and tuned it down?
4. Oh no, this is how the slippery slope starts
I love when I need to talk to a doctor about voice problems and the only way to schedule an appointment is over the phone.
October 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I love when I need to talk to a doctor about voice problems and the only way to schedule an appointment is over the phone.
Read guitar tab, see it lists 4 separate guitar parts that all play at once
Look back at band lineup, see 2 guitarists
Apparently it's not enough for them to be better guitarists than me. They have to be reality-bending sorcerers on top of it.
Look back at band lineup, see 2 guitarists
Apparently it's not enough for them to be better guitarists than me. They have to be reality-bending sorcerers on top of it.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Read guitar tab, see it lists 4 separate guitar parts that all play at once
Look back at band lineup, see 2 guitarists
Apparently it's not enough for them to be better guitarists than me. They have to be reality-bending sorcerers on top of it.
Look back at band lineup, see 2 guitarists
Apparently it's not enough for them to be better guitarists than me. They have to be reality-bending sorcerers on top of it.
Sometimes I forget it's a holiday and I wake up early for work anyway.
This is not good.
This is not good.
October 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Sometimes I forget it's a holiday and I wake up early for work anyway.
This is not good.
This is not good.
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I may have to give up my claim to the title of "worst gardener in the world". Not long ago, my mint plant had all its leaves shrivel up and get all crumbly.
Now there's a bunch of new sprigs sprouting up with nice, healthy leaves. I might not be a good gardener, but at least I can't kill mint.
Now there's a bunch of new sprigs sprouting up with nice, healthy leaves. I might not be a good gardener, but at least I can't kill mint.
October 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I may have to give up my claim to the title of "worst gardener in the world". Not long ago, my mint plant had all its leaves shrivel up and get all crumbly.
Now there's a bunch of new sprigs sprouting up with nice, healthy leaves. I might not be a good gardener, but at least I can't kill mint.
Now there's a bunch of new sprigs sprouting up with nice, healthy leaves. I might not be a good gardener, but at least I can't kill mint.
New favorite game:
Is that a fly zipping around my apartment, or just an eye floater shifting around as my eyes move?
Is that a fly zipping around my apartment, or just an eye floater shifting around as my eyes move?
October 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
New favorite game:
Is that a fly zipping around my apartment, or just an eye floater shifting around as my eyes move?
Is that a fly zipping around my apartment, or just an eye floater shifting around as my eyes move?
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
October 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate two (2) homemade burritos
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate two (2) homemade burritos
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate two (2) homemade burritos
BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate two (2) homemade burritos
@burritowatch.bsky.social BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
October 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@burritowatch.bsky.social BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
@burritowatch.bsky.social BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito
September 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
@burritowatch.bsky.social BURRITO WATCH UPDATE: ate one (1) burrito