Maho Maus
@mahomaus.bsky.social
Kangaroo-rat. Bday '84. Kid fur, diaper liker.
The clouds look like brush strokes
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The clouds look like brush strokes
I'm amused the my honey infusion turned my tea purple 💜 honey + ginger + lemon + blueberries
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm amused the my honey infusion turned my tea purple 💜 honey + ginger + lemon + blueberries
My favorite thing to do right now is to take a random post without context and pop it into Gemini to see what kind of monstrosity it comes up with
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My favorite thing to do right now is to take a random post without context and pop it into Gemini to see what kind of monstrosity it comes up with
I love that I can do stupid shit like this now.
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I love that I can do stupid shit like this now.
*puts pieces of cardboard in a common pathway*
Mwhahaha, be inconvenienced 😈
Mwhahaha, be inconvenienced 😈
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*puts pieces of cardboard in a common pathway*
Mwhahaha, be inconvenienced 😈
Mwhahaha, be inconvenienced 😈
Ahh yes, the only three ethnicities for filing unemployment: Hispanic, Latino, and Not Hispanic or Latino. Stay classy Colorado...
October 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ahh yes, the only three ethnicities for filing unemployment: Hispanic, Latino, and Not Hispanic or Latino. Stay classy Colorado...
I need to stop looking at the news. It's so bad for my health
October 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I need to stop looking at the news. It's so bad for my health
So, the party that wants illegals to be gone from the country decides, "sure let's invite a foreign military to set up shop in our borders. Cause that makes sense
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/10/u...
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/10/u...
U.S. will host Qatari Air Force facility in Idaho, Defense Secretary Hegseth says
Hegseth The Defense secretary made the announcement at a Pentagon press conference with Sheikh Saoud bin Abdulrahman Al Thani, Qatar's defense minister.
www.cnbc.com
October 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So, the party that wants illegals to be gone from the country decides, "sure let's invite a foreign military to set up shop in our borders. Cause that makes sense
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/10/u...
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/10/u...
Scientists recently created egg-like cells from skin. We may be only years away from making a baby from cells of a corpse or a random stranger on the bus.
October 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Scientists recently created egg-like cells from skin. We may be only years away from making a baby from cells of a corpse or a random stranger on the bus.
I am now officially on an extended unpaid vacation until Congress gets their shit together. Yay...
October 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I am now officially on an extended unpaid vacation until Congress gets their shit together. Yay...
Turned old + 1 today
September 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Turned old + 1 today
Nice to have harassment training and hearing them say that sexual orientation and gender identity are currently protected and being processed... for now.
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Nice to have harassment training and hearing them say that sexual orientation and gender identity are currently protected and being processed... for now.
Huh, so that's what it's called. I get this, most often when accents are involved, and I feel so bad asking people to repeat themselves.
I need subtitles for the real world
I need subtitles for the real world
September 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Huh, so that's what it's called. I get this, most often when accents are involved, and I feel so bad asking people to repeat themselves.
I need subtitles for the real world
I need subtitles for the real world
It's amazing how quickly they turned a man who peddled hate and division into a national hero. He really was the poster child for them.
September 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's amazing how quickly they turned a man who peddled hate and division into a national hero. He really was the poster child for them.
... same though
September 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
... same though
Yesterday I had to unexpectedly say goodbye to my sweet little Notch. I'm going to miss her
September 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yesterday I had to unexpectedly say goodbye to my sweet little Notch. I'm going to miss her
Reposted by Maho Maus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Most I can do right now is put a little cute out into the world
September 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Most I can do right now is put a little cute out into the world
Also. What the heck is going on in Nepal? People burned the ex-pm's wife alive?! I gotta step away from news for a bit
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Also. What the heck is going on in Nepal? People burned the ex-pm's wife alive?! I gotta step away from news for a bit
... I just almost said Happy 9/11 to someone XD not really the kind of day to add 'happy' next to
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
... I just almost said Happy 9/11 to someone XD not really the kind of day to add 'happy' next to
Reposted by Maho Maus
Something I'm surprised I didn't think about before today was how I could take a grade school activity book/work book and apply that to my work. I have a huge project and keeping everything organized has been a nightmare.
September 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Something I'm surprised I didn't think about before today was how I could take a grade school activity book/work book and apply that to my work. I have a huge project and keeping everything organized has been a nightmare.
Is it weird that I'm finding that I prefer to write code on my laptop over my desktop? Maybe fewer distractions or maybe I just have associations that the desktop is for play?
August 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Is it weird that I'm finding that I prefer to write code on my laptop over my desktop? Maybe fewer distractions or maybe I just have associations that the desktop is for play?
I forgot to comb my hair after getting out of the shower and now I have hair that looks like it belongs to an anime protag XD
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I forgot to comb my hair after getting out of the shower and now I have hair that looks like it belongs to an anime protag XD