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Mahto
@mahto808.bsky.social
42 year old Daddy Dom and cat dad (not currently seeking either.) NSFW (I do naughty post sometimes, I swear...a lot.) MDNI. None of the media is mine unless stated. My love language is sarcasm. Please don't expect me to follow just because you follow me.
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Just in case things go tits up here, I've set up a tentative Mastodon account. Same "rules" apply. I don't think I'm going to be exceptionally active there, but I like having options, especially the way things are going in the world. 😮‍💨
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December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
#fullmetalalchemist #squidward #meme
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December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
#witchtok #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok
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December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I genuinely don't care. Any arguments someone may have are invalid and I do. Not. Care. I've got enough to worry about in my own life than worrying about whether someone else may be faking something in theirs for some stupid madeup bs. Fuck all the way off. Then keep fucking off. Then fuck off more.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Oh no
Sleep schedule #fyp #hopecore #meme #2025 #viral
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December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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When your friend has a bad day and doesn't want to talk just be supportive. Check to see if they need medical attention, food, a drink, an alibi, a getaway driver, help hiding a body.
That's what true friends are for.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Oop. 💀
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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😂 Me since childhood. If you've not stabbed yourself in the tongue with this shit? Ya just don't know!
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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And so it is.
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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😌 Let's not forget destroy as well.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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😌 Yis.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Louder for those in the back.
Maybe analyze why the current structure makes working so miserable. Especially that you think you want to be in such a situation as a chronically ill person.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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With my whole motherfucking chest.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM