Maiah Maline
@maiahmaline.bsky.social
Snarky, but harmless. Loves a good pun or turn of phrase. You make me laugh, I’ll probably follow you. Liberal, but politically wandering in the wasteland at the moment. Uncle to five cats.
Republicans checking their stockings this holiday season single handedly keeping the coal industry in business.
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Republicans checking their stockings this holiday season single handedly keeping the coal industry in business.
I’m just waiting for Chris Hansen to walk into the Oval Office and say “why don’t you have a seat here.”
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m just waiting for Chris Hansen to walk into the Oval Office and say “why don’t you have a seat here.”
Trump is being scrubbed from the Epstein files because, after all, isn’t he the real victim in all this? 🙄
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump is being scrubbed from the Epstein files because, after all, isn’t he the real victim in all this? 🙄
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The best Survivor advantage: indicate you’ll use it prior to tribal council, you’ll vote last, but you will see all the votes before you vote.
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The best Survivor advantage: indicate you’ll use it prior to tribal council, you’ll vote last, but you will see all the votes before you vote.
“He was a controversial figure…. A lot of people didn’t like him… Well, you know, things happen.”
- Trump, referring to Kashoggi.
Could say the same thing about Charlie Kirk.
- Trump, referring to Kashoggi.
Could say the same thing about Charlie Kirk.
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“He was a controversial figure…. A lot of people didn’t like him… Well, you know, things happen.”
- Trump, referring to Kashoggi.
Could say the same thing about Charlie Kirk.
- Trump, referring to Kashoggi.
Could say the same thing about Charlie Kirk.
What do I consider home? On a basic level, it’s the three s’s and an e: shit, sleep, shower and eat. But I love my neighbor’s dogs. And I love chilling with a drink after work. It’s all living one day at a time . I’m home,
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What do I consider home? On a basic level, it’s the three s’s and an e: shit, sleep, shower and eat. But I love my neighbor’s dogs. And I love chilling with a drink after work. It’s all living one day at a time . I’m home,
Can’t we just agree, 47 just needs to be 25thed?
Get rid of dementia Donnie?
Get rid of dementia Donnie?
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Can’t we just agree, 47 just needs to be 25thed?
Get rid of dementia Donnie?
Get rid of dementia Donnie?
Salad is overrated. It’s just saving space until a real meal comes along.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Salad is overrated. It’s just saving space until a real meal comes along.
I think there should be less talky-talky and more challenge on survivor! Just get to it!
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I think there should be less talky-talky and more challenge on survivor! Just get to it!
I think the question of the day is: am I a stoner? Should I be stoned? Pummel me with your pebbles!
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think the question of the day is: am I a stoner? Should I be stoned? Pummel me with your pebbles!
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Watched some news with a few beers.
Now I’m watching Ink Master with a cup of herbal tea.
Aaaah…. I feel much better now. Less drama.
Now I’m watching Ink Master with a cup of herbal tea.
Aaaah…. I feel much better now. Less drama.
June 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Watched some news with a few beers.
Now I’m watching Ink Master with a cup of herbal tea.
Aaaah…. I feel much better now. Less drama.
Now I’m watching Ink Master with a cup of herbal tea.
Aaaah…. I feel much better now. Less drama.
I’m not particularly religious, but I kinda would love to sit down next to Jesus in a dive bar and have a couple of beers. I bet he’d be awesome at pool. He might even let me win a game or two.
May 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m not particularly religious, but I kinda would love to sit down next to Jesus in a dive bar and have a couple of beers. I bet he’d be awesome at pool. He might even let me win a game or two.
At least Trump can take solace in the fact that his term in office won’t be the worst out of all the Presidents.
At least not his first term.
At least not his first term.
May 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
At least Trump can take solace in the fact that his term in office won’t be the worst out of all the Presidents.
At least not his first term.
At least not his first term.
I now believe in the possibility of everlasting life.
Because these last 100 days have lasted an eternity.
Because these last 100 days have lasted an eternity.
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I now believe in the possibility of everlasting life.
Because these last 100 days have lasted an eternity.
Because these last 100 days have lasted an eternity.
Adso is maxin’ and relaxin’. Chillin’ like a villain.
April 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Adso is maxin’ and relaxin’. Chillin’ like a villain.
Shoutenfreude - Taking pleasure in someone throwing a tantrum over a perceived slight that they brought upon themselves.
April 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Shoutenfreude - Taking pleasure in someone throwing a tantrum over a perceived slight that they brought upon themselves.
I just made chocolate marshmallow cookies. They were a mess. But they were cookies. With milk. All is okay.
March 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I just made chocolate marshmallow cookies. They were a mess. But they were cookies. With milk. All is okay.
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Free Mahmoud Khalil!
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Free Mahmoud Khalil!
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Free Mahmoud Khalil!
March 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Free Mahmoud Khalil!
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Making scrambled eggs is the new “make it rain” way to flaunt your wealth.
March 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Making scrambled eggs is the new “make it rain” way to flaunt your wealth.
Screw this Sh!t. I’m going to do my Duolingo lesson! Gotta keep that streak alive!
I’m learning Spanish.
I’m learning Spanish.
March 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Screw this Sh!t. I’m going to do my Duolingo lesson! Gotta keep that streak alive!
I’m learning Spanish.
I’m learning Spanish.
Al Green is my hero. Get in some good trouble, brother.
March 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Al Green is my hero. Get in some good trouble, brother.