Maiah Maline
@maiahmaline.bsky.social
Snarky, but harmless. Loves a good pun or turn of phrase. You make me laugh, I’ll probably follow you. Liberal, but politically wandering in the wasteland at the moment. Uncle to five cats.
For those who say: “Nobody even knows what oligarchy means.”
This is what it means.
This is what it means.
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
For those who say: “Nobody even knows what oligarchy means.”
This is what it means.
This is what it means.
How long before he renames Venezuela after himself?
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
How long before he renames Venezuela after himself?
He didn’t attack the Venezuelan soccer team so…🤷🏼♂️
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
He didn’t attack the Venezuelan soccer team so…🤷🏼♂️
He wanted it on NYE so the fireworks would distract from the actual bombs.
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
He wanted it on NYE so the fireworks would distract from the actual bombs.
Includes the inaugural FIFA peace urinal puck
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Includes the inaugural FIFA peace urinal puck
Still waiting for Bill Barr’s 4 page version.
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Still waiting for Bill Barr’s 4 page version.
Trump staffer: “Sir, 64% is disapproval rating.”
Trump: “dis-approval, dat approval. What’s the difference?”
Trump: “dis-approval, dat approval. What’s the difference?”
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Trump staffer: “Sir, 64% is disapproval rating.”
Trump: “dis-approval, dat approval. What’s the difference?”
Trump: “dis-approval, dat approval. What’s the difference?”
Really going out on a limb there aren’t ya shamans?
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Really going out on a limb there aren’t ya shamans?
How much coffee did they drink before they figured that out?
a close up of a lemur with big eyes saying too much coffee .
ALT: a close up of a lemur with big eyes saying too much coffee .
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
How much coffee did they drink before they figured that out?
Stephen Miller sleeps with his eyes open.
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Stephen Miller sleeps with his eyes open.
They’re not robots. They are trained pandas in robot suits.
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
They’re not robots. They are trained pandas in robot suits.
Reposted by Maiah Maline
Uh, Kari, you got a little something on your nose…. 💩👃
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Uh, Kari, you got a little something on your nose…. 💩👃
Im not watching anything to do with Kirk,
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Im not watching anything to do with Kirk,
Considering he’s the recipient of the FIFA peace prize and all…. Settle it on the pitch. Winner takes all. If Venezuela wins, we withdraw for good.
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Considering he’s the recipient of the FIFA peace prize and all…. Settle it on the pitch. Winner takes all. If Venezuela wins, we withdraw for good.