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Maide
@maide.ca
Software Engineer / Game Developer.

Prev: Epic Games (Fortnite/Paragon/EOS), S2Games (HoN/Strife/Savage).

#Pinball, #Baking, #Programming, #VideoGames, #Hockey, #CardGames and #Motorcycles. 🇨🇦 in 🇺🇸

I feel lucky it didn't go far into my ear (I only clean the first few CMs or so of the ear canal, so this is actually semi-calculated), but it could have gone much worse, and/or resulted in a trip to the E.R., so I am thankful the device that got me into this mess also got me out. 🙏
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Doing this sort of thing is _Not_ recommended by professionals. Anyway, I just had one of the tips break off, but I wasn't sure if it fell on the floor or if it was inside of my ear.

It was inside of my ear. Just had to use another tip to extract it, but I think I'm done using this for a while.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
that said, if you make mortgages affordable, a bunch of lazy landlords are going to be very angry and annoying about their guaranteed profitable "investment" actually having potential risk 😂
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Because mortgages are fake money/debt to banks because fannie mae, and because mortgages can be trivially refinanced when things are better and rates are actually low... yeah, make mortgages that go on practically forever with rates people can afford sounds way better than mortgages that nobody can.
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ah, yes, Muphry's law: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%... it's helariouslie acurate
Muphry's law - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Obama Chuckled, 'You mean the Bond Shards?'"
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Go to the Costco one, so you can get cheap hotdogs and drugs. I pay a third of what the other pharmacies were chargin', and I get a hotdog or pizza, so it's a win-win.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
And you know that is after _a ton_ of pushback from each of the different platform folks. They *do not* want games to do this lmao.
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I know the cup says Haunter, but that's my boy Gengar. Got them red eyes.
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My gf has some sort of backyard spray neutralizer to fix the piss-scent. I can get the name of it, if this isn't something you are already aware of and that would be helpful. 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM