Maide
@maide.ca
Software Engineer / Game Developer.
Prev: Epic Games (Fortnite/Paragon/EOS), S2Games (HoN/Strife/Savage).
#Pinball, #Baking, #Programming, #VideoGames, #Hockey, #CardGames and #Motorcycles. 🇨🇦 in 🇺🇸
Prev: Epic Games (Fortnite/Paragon/EOS), S2Games (HoN/Strife/Savage).
#Pinball, #Baking, #Programming, #VideoGames, #Hockey, #CardGames and #Motorcycles. 🇨🇦 in 🇺🇸
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ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
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January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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(Blows the emergency ocarina) I have in fact added these three most recent mixed media but mostly acrylic small paintings to my website/paintings shop. They’re of houses, buildings, and real objects such as you might find in an urban environment, but in a nice way
www.chloecumming.com/paintings
www.chloecumming.com/paintings
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
(Blows the emergency ocarina) I have in fact added these three most recent mixed media but mostly acrylic small paintings to my website/paintings shop. They’re of houses, buildings, and real objects such as you might find in an urban environment, but in a nice way
www.chloecumming.com/paintings
www.chloecumming.com/paintings
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"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
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Are you looking for a (senior plus level) software engineer contractor for your C/C++/Python projects? Send me a DM; I am actively looking for new projects/clients.
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Are you looking for a (senior plus level) software engineer contractor for your C/C++/Python projects? Send me a DM; I am actively looking for new projects/clients.
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I've been running an indie games studio for 15 years now, and it felt like a good time to boil down what I've learned into 4 pieces of advice:
www.pentadact.com/2026-01-08-1...
I hope it's of use, not least because goddamn I forgot how long blog posts take to write.
www.pentadact.com/2026-01-08-1...
I hope it's of use, not least because goddamn I forgot how long blog posts take to write.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I've been running an indie games studio for 15 years now, and it felt like a good time to boil down what I've learned into 4 pieces of advice:
www.pentadact.com/2026-01-08-1...
I hope it's of use, not least because goddamn I forgot how long blog posts take to write.
www.pentadact.com/2026-01-08-1...
I hope it's of use, not least because goddamn I forgot how long blog posts take to write.
I fundamentally don't understand why I am being advertised parking apps. Like, as a consumer, I can only ever go with the parking app the lot I pick has already chosen-- a $5 off coupon is going to convince me to change any of my parking behaviours when there are like, 2 different apps lol.
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I fundamentally don't understand why I am being advertised parking apps. Like, as a consumer, I can only ever go with the parking app the lot I pick has already chosen-- a $5 off coupon is going to convince me to change any of my parking behaviours when there are like, 2 different apps lol.
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"I’m going to pause here just to review: an institution that purports to be a university has told a philosophy professor he is forbidden from teaching Plato."
surreal times
dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...
surreal times
dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...
Texas A&M Bans Plato - Daily Nous
Drop the race and gender material from your course and the Plato readings, or teach a different course. You have a day to decide. That's a paraphrase of what Martin Peterson, professor of philosophy a...
dailynous.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
"I’m going to pause here just to review: an institution that purports to be a university has told a philosophy professor he is forbidden from teaching Plato."
surreal times
dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...
surreal times
dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...
A non-trivial amount of friends, when they see a hotdog/sausage, will DM me with it. 😌
This is a really lovely practice, and if you're looking for an easy New Year's resolution to make these times a little bit brighter, this one is solid.
One of my old friends (absolutely offline) was going through some scary stuff last year -- and I, helpless, live so far away. And so I asked what I could do to support her best.
"When you see something that makes you think of me, text me."
"When you see something that makes you think of me, text me."
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
A non-trivial amount of friends, when they see a hotdog/sausage, will DM me with it. 😌
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This is a really lovely practice, and if you're looking for an easy New Year's resolution to make these times a little bit brighter, this one is solid.
One of my old friends (absolutely offline) was going through some scary stuff last year -- and I, helpless, live so far away. And so I asked what I could do to support her best.
"When you see something that makes you think of me, text me."
"When you see something that makes you think of me, text me."
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This is a really lovely practice, and if you're looking for an easy New Year's resolution to make these times a little bit brighter, this one is solid.
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Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
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In 2007, a clip went viral of a man being stopped on the street by a Guangzhou TV reporter. The man was asked about a sex scandal that was all over the news at the time and his reply has been a popular Chinese slang phrase for not getting involved ever since. He said “I’m just here to buy soy sauce”
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
In 2007, a clip went viral of a man being stopped on the street by a Guangzhou TV reporter. The man was asked about a sex scandal that was all over the news at the time and his reply has been a popular Chinese slang phrase for not getting involved ever since. He said “I’m just here to buy soy sauce”
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Bjork's hitboxes are wild
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bjork's hitboxes are wild
I ordered something on a Saturday with 1-day shipping. It was in the postal service's hands on Monday with a delivery date of Wednesday. 🤔
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I ordered something on a Saturday with 1-day shipping. It was in the postal service's hands on Monday with a delivery date of Wednesday. 🤔