The Maine Millennial
@mainemillennial.bsky.social
She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald. "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.
Lives could have been saved if only they'd marathoned Scrubs during a school break like I did
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Lives could have been saved if only they'd marathoned Scrubs during a school break like I did
So... which kid gets the scrub pants
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
So... which kid gets the scrub pants
Sooo glad my kid was born right under the wire
For the record, he complained more about getting his temperature taken than the shot
For the record, he complained more about getting his temperature taken than the shot
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Sooo glad my kid was born right under the wire
For the record, he complained more about getting his temperature taken than the shot
For the record, he complained more about getting his temperature taken than the shot
Omg this is absolutely BEAUTIFUL
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Omg this is absolutely BEAUTIFUL
Man I wish my baby fell asleep this easily
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Man I wish my baby fell asleep this easily
So glad my kiddo got it in the hospital
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So glad my kiddo got it in the hospital
Also, my personal mom
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Also, my personal mom
My grandfather seems to have thought so
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My grandfather seems to have thought so
Similar to when my grandma Lois was tired of waiting for my grandfather to propose, she threatened to take a teaching job in Alaska
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Similar to when my grandma Lois was tired of waiting for my grandfather to propose, she threatened to take a teaching job in Alaska
I'm afraid he needs to be cancelled for his carceral thinking
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm afraid he needs to be cancelled for his carceral thinking