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The Maine Millennial
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She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald. "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.
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Is it ok if my baby's only lullaby is "the man from the daily mail"
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Another thing: this is not a metaphor. Please don't put in the newspaper that this was a mtaphor.
This is absurdly bad PR. These are the images that need amplified. If you're online, think strategically about which images need to go viral to tell the story of the horrors of this moment. RT and share the shit out of them.
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Mainers only recognize one kind of king.

(Portland Press Herald, Oct 28, 1926, p1)
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this passage is radiating the energy of every maine man i used to be friends with when i lived there
I feel like I've been hit with a truck but I'm happy about it
He's here!! 6lb 13oz of cuteness. Everyone is happy and healthy.
Water broke at 3:55am, contractions commenced and then immediately slowed down so now it's a long, slow, epidural grind waiting for baby to show!

Anyway give the Maine Med nurses everything they ask for in their union contract
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Clearly the answer is the Maine Italian sandwich. I’d be open to an extra state holiday for that.
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
*cardi b voice* I've been having Braxton Hicks all god damn day
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Roald Dahl had the most realistic villains I swear
I don't think making the potato the state vegetable is an emergency
The bear really makes this super ominous
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Reminds me of the famous Timbaland lyric: "I get a half a mil' for my beets, you get a couple grand."
Things which arrived at my house on Friday: some exciting reading from @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social and the most enormous beetroot I have ever clapped eyes on in the veg box (eggs for scale)
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We’re expecting a tsunami of food insecurity in our state and across the country,” said Anna Korsen, deputy director of Full Plates Full Potential, a Brunswick-based organization that focuses on ending childhood hunger in Maine. #mepolitics

www.pressherald.com/2025/10/12/t...
Thousands of Mainers face loss of SNAP benefits as program undergoes historic cuts
The changes will put more pressure on food pantries, which are already seeing a rise in need and warning that they won't be able to fill the gap.
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Maybe if we'd all Wang Chunged a little harder we wouldn't be in this position
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Yo this shit slaps
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As any military strategist knows, port cities are always particularly vulnerable to amphibian assault.
’He is not the hero we deserve, but he is the one that we need right now.’
Pregnancy stage: 2 weeks out from due date, ate cheesecake for breakfast