The Maine Millennial
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She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald. "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.
These guys should have the surprisingly strong jaws of an infant chomping at one of the most sensitive parts of their bodies for half an hour 8-12 times a day and then they can come talk to me about nursing
Duffy: "It's maybe a little odd for three guys to talk about nursing and options for nursing, but ...
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
These guys should have the surprisingly strong jaws of an infant chomping at one of the most sensitive parts of their bodies for half an hour 8-12 times a day and then they can come talk to me about nursing
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This is about forcing women out of the workforce
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is about forcing women out of the workforce
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the way sisyphus has nothing on small children from new england
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
the way sisyphus has nothing on small children from new england
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men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
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The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
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Someone once succinctly summed up the common problem with a GOP legislator’s policy proposals - “he just doesn’t understand some people don’t have any f****ing money!”
But Hawley’s proposal has the same basic flaw as Cassidy’s “HSAs for All!” Idea: They assume that most people have several thousand dollars in cash lying around which can be put into a savings account (or paid up front) in order to get savings/tax benefits later on.
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Someone once succinctly summed up the common problem with a GOP legislator’s policy proposals - “he just doesn’t understand some people don’t have any f****ing money!”
I'm not saying my Google Pixel phone did this on purpose to juice its AI numbers but it swapped the "save copy" and "AI enhance" buttons in its photo editing function
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm not saying my Google Pixel phone did this on purpose to juice its AI numbers but it swapped the "save copy" and "AI enhance" buttons in its photo editing function
I'm finally getting around to watching Stranger Things and Winona Ryder's scream was so high pitched that I had a letdown
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I'm finally getting around to watching Stranger Things and Winona Ryder's scream was so high pitched that I had a letdown
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*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
You know that horrible feeling when you have one bra that really fits and then it breaks and so you buy the exact same brand and size and it arrives and doesn't fit
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You know that horrible feeling when you have one bra that really fits and then it breaks and so you buy the exact same brand and size and it arrives and doesn't fit
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“Excuse me. I heard someone over here isn’t caring for the poor and welcoming immigrants.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“Excuse me. I heard someone over here isn’t caring for the poor and welcoming immigrants.”
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As a parent of small children, I wish everyone responsible for bringing back measles and whooping cough a very
time travel accident that strands them in the black death
time travel accident that strands them in the black death
Big change: FDA to impose strict new vaccine requirements under RFK Jr ally
Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
with @rachelroubein.bsky.social
Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
with @rachelroubein.bsky.social
FDA to impose strict new vaccine requirements, claiming child covid shot deaths
Vinay Prasad, the nation’s top vaccine regulator, said his team concluded that coronavirus shots were linked to children’s deaths, necessitating a new approach.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
As a parent of small children, I wish everyone responsible for bringing back measles and whooping cough a very
time travel accident that strands them in the black death
time travel accident that strands them in the black death
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Something ancient and wonderful for the weekend! 🤩
The world’s oldest known sculpture of a horse!
This tiny figurine was carved from mammoth ivory by an Ice Age artist some 40,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
The world’s oldest known sculpture of a horse!
This tiny figurine was carved from mammoth ivory by an Ice Age artist some 40,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Something ancient and wonderful for the weekend! 🤩
The world’s oldest known sculpture of a horse!
This tiny figurine was carved from mammoth ivory by an Ice Age artist some 40,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
The world’s oldest known sculpture of a horse!
This tiny figurine was carved from mammoth ivory by an Ice Age artist some 40,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
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struggling to find something to watch with the family? remember that Addams family values is a thanksgiving movie
a group of people dressed as turkeys are dancing with the words eat me in red letters
ALT: a group of people dressed as turkeys are dancing with the words eat me in red letters
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
struggling to find something to watch with the family? remember that Addams family values is a thanksgiving movie
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iffen mijn cowje hassen ein calf ant mijn neighborenscowje hassen two calfens howje manije calfens we halfen?
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
iffen mijn cowje hassen ein calf ant mijn neighborenscowje hassen two calfens howje manije calfens we halfen?
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
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Oh no. Please don't hurt it. I'll do whatever you ask. I won't tell the cops. I promise.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Oh no. Please don't hurt it. I'll do whatever you ask. I won't tell the cops. I promise.
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If it ain't ribbed for my pleasure, get the hell out of my kitchen.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If it ain't ribbed for my pleasure, get the hell out of my kitchen.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that an infant asleep in a car will begin to scream right as you enter an "emergency stopping only" zone on the highway
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that an infant asleep in a car will begin to scream right as you enter an "emergency stopping only" zone on the highway
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Do you remember when people could be refused health insurance because they had cancer as children? Pepperidge Farm remembers
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Do you remember when people could be refused health insurance because they had cancer as children? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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you can tell the catholic church hates JD Vance because there have been like 8 Pope Urbans and no Pope Rural
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
you can tell the catholic church hates JD Vance because there have been like 8 Pope Urbans and no Pope Rural
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Here's a look at last week's toy pickup by the L.L. Bean Bootmobiles from the Press Herald Toy Fund.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Here's a look at last week's toy pickup by the L.L. Bean Bootmobiles from the Press Herald Toy Fund.
Good job Google
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good job Google