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Billy Christ
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The little-known brother of our Lord and Savior.
Also a Bluesky Elder®
Acts 2:44-45*
(*From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.)

Trying to be a respectful guest on Wabanaki land

Thee/Thou
Pinned
So, God sent His only Son, purposely, to be crucified.
I don't want to get into matters of faith here,
but that is objectively bad parenting.
Elf on the shelf is a way of getting kids ready for the 100% 24/7 surveillance they are going to encounter in school.
#ACAB includes the Elf.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every dish comes with crackers.
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
As it is November 22nd, it's time to dust off this old chestnut:

Other than that, Mrs Kennedy, how was the parade?
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
As you watch scenes of law enforcement brutality, notice how few incidents are triggered by a breach of law, and how many are caused by people's refusal to submit and defer to coercive authority.
(Which is exactly why we should refuse to submit.)
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.

There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Wonder who Clay Higgins raped. . .
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Remember: if you want a hard-frozen turkey ready in time for Thanksgiving, today is the day to take it out and leave it on the counter to thaw.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Time to dust off this old chestnut:
A Florida prostitute arrives, covered in coal dust and wearing a helmet with a head lamp.
Matt Gaetz says, "I actually asked for a minor."
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Every quarter, I bet my life insurance company $100 (at 1,500:1) that I won't die.
So far, they've won every bet.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I needed an MRI for by bunged-up knee. The office said the cash price would be about $1,000. Through my insurance it was $1,500 (which less than my deductible, so cash from me.)
So yeah, things are working just great in the "free market solutions" department.
I was at an event yesterday where Rand Paul spoke via video and talked about how great it was to send ACA money "directly to the people" so that they could work collectively to get better deals on health care.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Al Gore invented the internet:
Hi things are bad. Here are some new dog breeds I just thought up:
Pockapoo (knows tricks but only eats nickels)
Bernadoddle (herding dog for hedgehogs specifically)
Dworgi (two inch long legs, ears that drag on the floor like the veil at a royal wedding)
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reposted by Billy Christ
Democrats Recommend Americans Just Offset Health Insurance Costs With Insider Trading
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
BREAKING: the court has ruled that it is 100% okay to throw sandwiches at cops.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
NOTICE: If you are planning to attend the Antifa®️ Brunch seminar on construction and wrapping of projectile sandwiches, please remember Section Leader Dennis is allergic to nuts, so check the ingredients if you're using vegan mayo.
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If we're siezing the means of production, can I call dibs (alongside a committee decided by consensus, of course) on airline travel?
I have several improvements to implement.
Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The pundits will wholly ignore this but its the most important thing of all.
Do not underestimate the power of joy.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Reposted by Billy Christ
I feel sorry for our country, but this content is incredible
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My favorite genre is suburban moms posting Facebook videos of their kid singing Pink Pony Club.
You go girl. Learn a trade and you'll never wonder how to pay the bills.
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Another thing: it's not a metaphor. please don't put in the newspaper that this is a metaphor.
Yesterday, Illinois State Police arrested a protester dressed as Jesus, draped in American flag. When he did not walk, they picked him up and carried him.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by Billy Christ
BLUESKY NOTICE: Due to the late hour of the baseball game, Antifa®️ brunch will be postponed till happy hour at the Doubletree (5-6:00).
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
BLUESKY NOTICE: Due to the late hour of the baseball game, Antifa®️ brunch will be postponed till happy hour at the Doubletree (5-6:00).
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Jeez, you go trick-or-treating just one day late and everybody's all, "Get off my porch you fucking clown."
November 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
2025 is the most "this edible ain't shit" of years.
“It is important to demonstrate that authoritarian gains are not permanent. That liberal society has the will to undo their grotesqueries.
Demolishing the Trump ballroom and restoring the East Wing will be symbolic. But symbolism matters to authoritarians.”

www.thebulwark.com/p/we-will-te...
We Will Tear Down the Trump Palace Ballroom and Casino
Thinking like a dissident movement.
www.thebulwark.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Giving out Charlie Kirk Pez dispensers to the trick-or-treaters resulted in some colorful reactions from parents.
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Half of the people on my block did NOT like my Charlie Kirk costume.
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM