Chris Neely
mainlychris.bsky.social
Chris Neely
@mainlychris.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 in LA. Python/Rust development of biological research applications (microbial ecology, metagenomics, pangenomics). Piano player and all-around nerd. EDM, pop, raves, Andor, travel.
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November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Six flags day
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Feeling grateful 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Happy Thanksgiving cuties 🫶

From this eepy guy who stayed in to sleep but still managed not to 🥱
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026:

PENIS
PIZZA
SEX

I mean, im not complaining
The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026:

*PIZZA
*MONEY
*HOMOSEX

It’s going to be a FANTASTIC 2026 🥂
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's tough to find someone you vibe with when youre this mix of scholar and raver lmao

I crave intellectual conversation and 5am afters 😆😆
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
💜💜💜
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Guess who got tickets to Teletech in SF 😍
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fun weekend at Seismic ☺️
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Covid booster is lowkey taking me outt

Send soup and headpats
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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🗣️STEWART ON ‘MODERATES’: “My concern with the idea common sense is moderation— sometimes good policy (SS, Medicare etc.) means solving problems directly but the ‘moderate’ ethos dilutes it.”

A 🔑point COMPLETELY LOST on SEN. MANCHIN, who spent his career blocking good ideas.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Escape 2025 😈😈😈
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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what do you mean halloween is tomorrow
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Escape on Friday I'm so excited 😍
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Oof, you def gotta watch out for some people huh

There are merits to a small close friends group, and letting others in can make things so messy
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Going to the gym is tough when you're not feeling well

But at least I'm starting to see some definition 🥰
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Saw CARV and 999999999 this past weekend

This is, by far, my fav outfit. Courtesy of my fashion-oriented bestie
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
All my devices are connected to my work Slack

Terrible idea, every room in the house makes some kinda noise when I get a message
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One of my friends celebrated her treintañera this weekend. Loved the idea, had never heard of something like that (normally people do a quinceañera for context).

So glad to be a part of each others' lives 🥰🥰
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
He says he can tell I've been hitting the gym 😍
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Partied with lawyers from the law firm where my brother works.

My flex is people thought I was the younger by 2 years (in reality I am older by 7 🤭)
October 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM