Chris Neely
@mainlychris.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 in LA. Python/Rust development of biological research applications (microbial ecology, metagenomics, pangenomics). Piano player and all-around nerd. EDM, pop, raves, Andor, travel.
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Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
34 🫶
34 🫶
Feeling grateful 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Feeling grateful 🥰
Happy Thanksgiving cuties 🫶
From this eepy guy who stayed in to sleep but still managed not to 🥱
From this eepy guy who stayed in to sleep but still managed not to 🥱
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Happy Thanksgiving cuties 🫶
From this eepy guy who stayed in to sleep but still managed not to 🥱
From this eepy guy who stayed in to sleep but still managed not to 🥱
The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026:
PENIS
PIZZA
SEX
I mean, im not complaining
PENIS
PIZZA
SEX
I mean, im not complaining
The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026:
*PIZZA
*MONEY
*HOMOSEX
It’s going to be a FANTASTIC 2026 🥂
*PIZZA
*MONEY
*HOMOSEX
It’s going to be a FANTASTIC 2026 🥂
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026:
PENIS
PIZZA
SEX
I mean, im not complaining
PENIS
PIZZA
SEX
I mean, im not complaining
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
It's tough to find someone you vibe with when youre this mix of scholar and raver lmao
I crave intellectual conversation and 5am afters 😆😆
I crave intellectual conversation and 5am afters 😆😆
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's tough to find someone you vibe with when youre this mix of scholar and raver lmao
I crave intellectual conversation and 5am afters 😆😆
I crave intellectual conversation and 5am afters 😆😆
Reposted by Chris Neely
Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
Guess who got tickets to Teletech in SF 😍
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Guess who got tickets to Teletech in SF 😍
Fun weekend at Seismic ☺️
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Fun weekend at Seismic ☺️
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Covid booster is lowkey taking me outt
Send soup and headpats
Send soup and headpats
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Covid booster is lowkey taking me outt
Send soup and headpats
Send soup and headpats
Reposted by Chris Neely
Reposted by Chris Neely
🗣️STEWART ON ‘MODERATES’: “My concern with the idea common sense is moderation— sometimes good policy (SS, Medicare etc.) means solving problems directly but the ‘moderate’ ethos dilutes it.”
A 🔑point COMPLETELY LOST on SEN. MANCHIN, who spent his career blocking good ideas.
A 🔑point COMPLETELY LOST on SEN. MANCHIN, who spent his career blocking good ideas.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🗣️STEWART ON ‘MODERATES’: “My concern with the idea common sense is moderation— sometimes good policy (SS, Medicare etc.) means solving problems directly but the ‘moderate’ ethos dilutes it.”
A 🔑point COMPLETELY LOST on SEN. MANCHIN, who spent his career blocking good ideas.
A 🔑point COMPLETELY LOST on SEN. MANCHIN, who spent his career blocking good ideas.
Reposted by Chris Neely
what do you mean halloween is tomorrow
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
what do you mean halloween is tomorrow
Escape on Friday I'm so excited 😍
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Escape on Friday I'm so excited 😍
Oof, you def gotta watch out for some people huh
There are merits to a small close friends group, and letting others in can make things so messy
There are merits to a small close friends group, and letting others in can make things so messy
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oof, you def gotta watch out for some people huh
There are merits to a small close friends group, and letting others in can make things so messy
There are merits to a small close friends group, and letting others in can make things so messy
Going to the gym is tough when you're not feeling well
But at least I'm starting to see some definition 🥰
But at least I'm starting to see some definition 🥰
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Going to the gym is tough when you're not feeling well
But at least I'm starting to see some definition 🥰
But at least I'm starting to see some definition 🥰
Saw CARV and 999999999 this past weekend
This is, by far, my fav outfit. Courtesy of my fashion-oriented bestie
This is, by far, my fav outfit. Courtesy of my fashion-oriented bestie
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Saw CARV and 999999999 this past weekend
This is, by far, my fav outfit. Courtesy of my fashion-oriented bestie
This is, by far, my fav outfit. Courtesy of my fashion-oriented bestie
All my devices are connected to my work Slack
Terrible idea, every room in the house makes some kinda noise when I get a message
Terrible idea, every room in the house makes some kinda noise when I get a message
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
All my devices are connected to my work Slack
Terrible idea, every room in the house makes some kinda noise when I get a message
Terrible idea, every room in the house makes some kinda noise when I get a message
One of my friends celebrated her treintañera this weekend. Loved the idea, had never heard of something like that (normally people do a quinceañera for context).
So glad to be a part of each others' lives 🥰🥰
So glad to be a part of each others' lives 🥰🥰
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
One of my friends celebrated her treintañera this weekend. Loved the idea, had never heard of something like that (normally people do a quinceañera for context).
So glad to be a part of each others' lives 🥰🥰
So glad to be a part of each others' lives 🥰🥰
He says he can tell I've been hitting the gym 😍
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
He says he can tell I've been hitting the gym 😍
Partied with lawyers from the law firm where my brother works.
My flex is people thought I was the younger by 2 years (in reality I am older by 7 🤭)
My flex is people thought I was the younger by 2 years (in reality I am older by 7 🤭)
October 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Partied with lawyers from the law firm where my brother works.
My flex is people thought I was the younger by 2 years (in reality I am older by 7 🤭)
My flex is people thought I was the younger by 2 years (in reality I am older by 7 🤭)