BTW, saw an awesome version of Lady Marmalade with Patti and Nona from GMA lasr month. Nona's gold fit was LIFE and now a life goal if I reach 81.

The himbo's regular hang spot rn...

For a dude from Forest Hills or wherever in monied Queens, his accent has always been weird AF. I can't think of any other person I've known from Queens speak like that (FWIW, Queens is the home base of my dad's family).

I know lampreys were a royal delicacy of the English aristocracy. What's the over/under he bit the head off that lamprey once it sucked his blood?

I love it when men who claim superiority over women can't do "manly" shit right.

Fun Fact: I had a pic of Jon Spencer that I cut out of a Rolling Stone in my HS locker.

I crawled into bed at like 6:30 yesterday. I logged off work a hair before 5:30 today and was bummed AF.

Like junior doesn't apply a five finger discount at the gas station...

Rain seems to have things short. I also noticed more adults this year. I don't care what their ages are or rationale, everyone deserves joy.