Major Clanger
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Cat minion, collector of Lego / old calculators / cake moulds. Baker, middle-aged weightlifter and convert to gardening. Has a growing assortment of Master's degrees including electronics, law and forensics.
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Reminds me of a Bernardism from Yes, Minister.
James Hacker:
...but I have never leaked.
Bernard Woolley:
Oh, that's another of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he's been charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act.
James Hacker:
...but I have never leaked.
Bernard Woolley:
Oh, that's another of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he's been charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reminds me of a Bernardism from Yes, Minister.
James Hacker:
...but I have never leaked.
Bernard Woolley:
Oh, that's another of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he's been charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act.
James Hacker:
...but I have never leaked.
Bernard Woolley:
Oh, that's another of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he's been charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act.
Worcestershire Parkway.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Worcestershire Parkway.
I’m sure he’ll set up some sort of organisation in place of it, maybe call it the Hegseth Youth.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m sure he’ll set up some sort of organisation in place of it, maybe call it the Hegseth Youth.
I think "Potential for development into a crack den" would be more accurate!
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think "Potential for development into a crack den" would be more accurate!
No, because that would mean that such a film existed and I hadn't in fact had a nightmare where I watched a truly awful sequel to Highlander.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
No, because that would mean that such a film existed and I hadn't in fact had a nightmare where I watched a truly awful sequel to Highlander.
We really do need a ‘smite’ response button.
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We really do need a ‘smite’ response button.
My *mother* was there. SHE WAS EIGHTY ONE.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My *mother* was there. SHE WAS EIGHTY ONE.
I've known Charlie for thirty years and believe me, this is *exactly* the sort of question I would expect him to ask. As I said the last time he discussed Moomintroll sex here, it's why he got invited to my wedding but not allowed to give a speech.
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I've known Charlie for thirty years and believe me, this is *exactly* the sort of question I would expect him to ask. As I said the last time he discussed Moomintroll sex here, it's why he got invited to my wedding but not allowed to give a speech.
This is going to be like that time you mentioned Fournier's Gangrene and had half of Twitter clawing their eyeballs out, isn't it?
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is going to be like that time you mentioned Fournier's Gangrene and had half of Twitter clawing their eyeballs out, isn't it?
