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@majortoob.bsky.social

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Axolotl mage and polar bear idiot. I want to see you shrink. Absolutely NO minors. FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/major-colonel

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · Apr 15

At least this gives me an excuse to enjoy the view for a while. Maybe others will do the same?

THANK YOU, THIS LOOKS SO INCREDIBLE.

WRENCH!💣 @wretchedwrench.bsky.social · Apr 15

Ew! These tinies get everywhere...

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 15h

YOU'RE A DORK

Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 15h

Maybe you should watch where he's going. Disregard the fact that you were unwillingly displaced on the castle floor.

Art: @futonmania.bsky.social

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🎃SpookyPal👻 @palprime.bsky.social · 20h

Looks like Bishop and Cyrus found a village to test their skills on!

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Tiberium Friends @kclt.bsky.social · 1d

Sheep socks

#kcltart

Close up of Kassy's socks, they're looking hot and heavy and slightly worn. With a tiny guy being pressed between them around the ball of the feet.

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 1d

How are we so consistently on the same wavelength with our interests?

Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 1d

A gleeful smile towering above as you slip out of consciousness between two 'lotl toes.

The last sight for many unfortunate souls.

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 1d

Yes. Yes you should be.

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 1d

So easily abusable

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Mr. Debu @drlazerrage.bsky.social · May 12

DO A BEAR ROLL

#furry #furryart

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 1d

Court Mage DOWNER just likes to blame everything on me. I think it's because he never learned to smile!!

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 1d

It's called having "flair". I can't help but let the creative juices flow when we have the opprotunity to organize a ritual. 😁

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 3d

I knew you’d fall for it!!

Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 3d

There's something magical about violating the trust of a freshly shrunken tiny. It's so easy to take advantage of their sudden dependence on me.

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 3d

Does it REALLY matter if they respawn or not? It's easy enough to find more.

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 3d

4 more months, I’m so excited for you two

Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 4d

It wasn’t a canoe it was a KAYAK

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Hush @ghostskunk.bsky.social · 4d

florida canoeing with @majortoob.bsky.social and @edgydog.art !!

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smolcol.bsky.social @smolcol.bsky.social · 6d

Not really in a position to bargain

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🔞 StarBlot 🔞 🧦 @starblot.bsky.social · 5d

I went a little crazy, don’t mind me 😅🧦

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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 7d

why are some of you specifying “permanently” when you talk about getting shrunk of fucking course it’s going to be permanent what else would I fucking do unshrink you after an hour and send you on your way with a muffin and a smile no the “being shrunk” part ends when you aren’t alive anymore

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 6d

That’s not true!! I even offered to let people sit on my lap. Nothing to worry about!!!

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 6d

Apparently they don’t allow 9’ tall polar bears near passengers for “safety” reasons

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 6d

Wtf I got to the airport and they told me I had to be tranquilized and put in the forward baggage compartment

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Phoxie 🔜 BLFC @pocketphox.com · 9d

[ cw: blood, crush ]

Commission for @magedowser.bsky.social and @dirtyspeckles.bsky.social

In which Ashen helps Dowser clean up after a *very* busy day-

[ 🗡🐾 ] [ #furryart #nsfw #paws #micro ]

Dowser, a red panda, nude except for his wizardly cape, leaning back and holding a paw up, the sole covered in bloody red dots and smeared micros. A smaller Ashen kneels before the red panda, the whole dutifully licking the smears from the presented sole.

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 7d

THERE IS NO TIME FOR EITHER, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY