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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 40m

decided to start saying "lost in the shuffle" a lot more but pronouncing "shuffle" like "soufflé" until someone says something about it

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 2h

you don't see many cars with "baby on board" stickers driving like maniacs, presumably on account of the baby who's on board. well if my commute is any indication, the rules have changed as of today.

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 12h

I can't believe how cool this is lmbo. you commit to a stupid bit to make the guy sitting next to you laugh or whatever, then the bit actually pays off on 1 in a billion odds.

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 14h

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 12h

in my previous experiments, the tortellini absorbed the broth making it just very tasty pasta. so I added more broth. and now I've got more delicious pasta and that soupy consistency we all love. the_bear.jpg

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 12h

I don't follow baseball until the semis typically but I can't imagine anyone has done more for the sport this year than this fella. if he ever pays for a drink again we should just end this american experiment.

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 12h

that's incredible

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 12h

made some incredible creamy chicken tortellini soup to see me through the week, and guess what motherfuckers? I've got plenty to share, so stop on by

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 18h

breaking bad if it starred the three stooges would be like "I am the one who nyuks"

Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 21h

there had better be a deep and very ironic level of hell reserved for people who spit their gum on sidewalks

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23h

I do think Bari Weiss is important for gender equality in that she’s this big dummy who always seems like she’s waiting for her parents to pick her up despite being like 40 and those people are almost always men

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23h

EMPLOYER: You have to start using AI.

WORKER: Why?

EMPLOYER: I really don't know. But start right away.

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 22h

the police kill 1,000 people every year. you can practically use it as a calendar - 2.7 a day, pretty predictably. awful.

the number didn't even go down in, say, 2020 when everyone was at home. they still found a way.

so hitting 1k 3 months early takes real dedication to killing.

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 1d

As of this morning's update (tracking through 9/20), the number of people killed by the police in the United States this year has crossed 1,000.

This number will continue to rise, as it always does, with no meaningful attempts to slow it by either major party.

This is all still happening.

a screenshot from Mapping Police Violence's database that reads:

Police have killed 1,001 people in the U S so far in 2025

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 22h

this is a baseball post btw

the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 22h

i just do not think it is reasonable to expect someone who actively wants to die and is being tortured through their pain to clap and smile about it

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 23h

waking up late and a little disoriented, then suddenly realizing oh no, I forgot to fund the u.s. government

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 1d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

tropical storm jerry just formed in the atlantic. that means the next named storm will be karen. fuck. shit.

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

one of my dark secrets is I liked the show (at like the 7 out of 10 level) for the first two seasons, and even from that perspective, this scene made me want to vom lol

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

people who teared up at this scene are pumped the fuck up

That one bad scene from The Newsroom where one of the dopes says "we're going to report the news" before telling a pilot that the U.S. killed bin Laden.

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

the moon is so bright tonight I'm about to go out there and till some fields

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

the ultimate engagement bait... now every post from here on out can be presumed to be engagement with my wonderful post

Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

quote this with something that's on your mind, or just post without quoting 🙂

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

quote this with something that's on your mind, or just post without quoting 🙂

Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

committing #timetheft at work to brainstorm a new short story called "the haunted ghost" about a ghost who is haunted

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

a brain disease I call Webforum Moderator Sickness got encoded into our genes in 1998 and has only gotten stronger. it presents as

if you feel threatened or insulted: get over it and grow up
if I feel threatened or insulted: orbital laser strike to eliminate all evidence of your existence

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 1d

[making the conversation about myself] I caught a ban a couple months back, and 1) they never told me what the post in question was, and 2) they immediately backtracked as soon as I asked a question.

Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · Jul 14

we stay winning. we stan a vindicated king. we have never once engaged in legally recognizable campaigns of targeted harassment or violence.

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Joe, but like... spooky @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 2d

take a moment to consider what "something" means to you in this context. hold that in your mind. visualize it. let it empower you throughout the day.

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