Broken Arrow
@makerjon.bsky.social
Next move will be to target Greenland-based gang members living in the U.S., identifiable by some sort of tattoos. Then, the U.S. military will begin destroying Greenland-based "whaling vessels". Finally, PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen will be abducted and indicted in NYC for narco-whaling.
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Next move will be to target Greenland-based gang members living in the U.S., identifiable by some sort of tattoos. Then, the U.S. military will begin destroying Greenland-based "whaling vessels". Finally, PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen will be abducted and indicted in NYC for narco-whaling.
Sad Little Marco Diary
Met a young diplomat today. She told me I inspired her to go into public service. I smiled, said thank you. Then I whispered, “Run.”
Met a young diplomat today. She told me I inspired her to go into public service. I smiled, said thank you. Then I whispered, “Run.”
July 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Sad Little Marco Diary
Met a young diplomat today. She told me I inspired her to go into public service. I smiled, said thank you. Then I whispered, “Run.”
Met a young diplomat today. She told me I inspired her to go into public service. I smiled, said thank you. Then I whispered, “Run.”
The secret is to use the lack of air conditioning to accelerate proofing times. Then bake when the house is already hella hot. Can hardly feel it.
July 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The secret is to use the lack of air conditioning to accelerate proofing times. Then bake when the house is already hella hot. Can hardly feel it.
Getting dirty looks from family members who don't want me to glam-up the windows at home...
July 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Getting dirty looks from family members who don't want me to glam-up the windows at home...
I'm not a federal employee, but I think we're all getting forked with this insane strategy to eliminate "lower productivity jobs in the public sector".
February 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm not a federal employee, but I think we're all getting forked with this insane strategy to eliminate "lower productivity jobs in the public sector".