And Funbags over there is the Attorney General

Worse than the KLAN, Jerry?! They wore hoods, they burned crosses, they lynched people! And now you’re telling me rabbis in Brooklyn chanting ‘Free Palestine’ are somehow worse than that? Yadda yadda yadda, criticizing a govt is not the same as hating Jews. It’s not even close! No soup for you!

Given that the GOP-controlled Congress is complicit and refuses to act, the best immediate course of action lies in a combination of state-level resistance, judicial intervention, and public mobilization.

Sadly, and ironically, the only justice is in this life.

It’s sort of an old-fashioned word… Groceries… People are starting to use that word now and a lot of people don’t know what it means. I give it another “two weeks” before people stop using that word. That’s going to make America great again.

You're no bunny 'til some bunny runs from you.

He's really got to move to a better neighborhood. I hear that the place is full of imaginary enemies. Less a mind, more a haunted Airbnb.

I could really go for some Rainiers, but not at $7 per pound.