Pheloneigh
@malchikhey.bsky.social
A homosexual gay. Almost certainly being sarcastic.
You'd think butter wouldn't melt but she threw up and shat* all over the kitchen floor then had the audacity to demand a wet pouch.
*She's fine she just has a sensitive tum
*She's fine she just has a sensitive tum
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
You'd think butter wouldn't melt but she threw up and shat* all over the kitchen floor then had the audacity to demand a wet pouch.
*She's fine she just has a sensitive tum
*She's fine she just has a sensitive tum
Being a Brit on social media on Thanksgiving must be what it is like being in the non-Christian world on 25th December
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Being a Brit on social media on Thanksgiving must be what it is like being in the non-Christian world on 25th December
The most British headline imaginable
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The most British headline imaginable
Tfw your favourite albums from your late teens are releasing their 20th anniversary reissues
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Tfw your favourite albums from your late teens are releasing their 20th anniversary reissues
Going to my nephew's 2nd birthday party (the one for the grown ups) and I have accidentally dressed as a German
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Going to my nephew's 2nd birthday party (the one for the grown ups) and I have accidentally dressed as a German
Just logged on for the first time this evening and
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just logged on for the first time this evening and
People saying that Labour is betraying its values to do this should remember the reality of pre-Blair Labour. Not saying I agree, just interesting history.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
People saying that Labour is betraying its values to do this should remember the reality of pre-Blair Labour. Not saying I agree, just interesting history.
This is the perfect encapsulation of Labour's time in power so far
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is the perfect encapsulation of Labour's time in power so far
Just popping to the shop
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Just popping to the shop
As a kid they don't tell you that one of the best things about being an adult is putting the 13.5 tog duvet on the bed
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
As a kid they don't tell you that one of the best things about being an adult is putting the 13.5 tog duvet on the bed
The front page of the BBC News website right now
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The front page of the BBC News website right now
What listening to the end of Reliquia feels like
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
What listening to the end of Reliquia feels like
This has reminded me of one of my all time favourites
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This has reminded me of one of my all time favourites
Just caught up with yesterday's RPDRUK and... What the hell was that elimination decision??
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just caught up with yesterday's RPDRUK and... What the hell was that elimination decision??
Half term went too quickly 😭
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Half term went too quickly 😭
And now the washing machine has died
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
And now the washing machine has died
This was written by one these people.
Guess who.
Guess who.
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This was written by one these people.
Guess who.
Guess who.
I am a little tipsy so can't go into detail right now but imo this is a BAD decision
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I am a little tipsy so can't go into detail right now but imo this is a BAD decision
*Tearfully*
"Europe has fallen to the twinks"
"Europe has fallen to the twinks"
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
*Tearfully*
"Europe has fallen to the twinks"
"Europe has fallen to the twinks"
Just realised that next month is *TWENTY YEARS* since I got my driving licence
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Just realised that next month is *TWENTY YEARS* since I got my driving licence