Pheloneigh
@malchikhey.bsky.social
A homosexual gay. Almost certainly being sarcastic.
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Liz Truss's real legacy
January 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Liz Truss's real legacy
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Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
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a single ticket sale... camp
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 PM
a single ticket sale... camp
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so one thing that I've never seen anyone write on, and I apologize in advance, is Donald Trump as an object of female sexual fantasy.
We know that Hitler, Stalin, Mao all got *thousands* of letters from women on a constant basis. And you can see it, I think, in some of the women at rallies.
We know that Hitler, Stalin, Mao all got *thousands* of letters from women on a constant basis. And you can see it, I think, in some of the women at rallies.
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
so one thing that I've never seen anyone write on, and I apologize in advance, is Donald Trump as an object of female sexual fantasy.
We know that Hitler, Stalin, Mao all got *thousands* of letters from women on a constant basis. And you can see it, I think, in some of the women at rallies.
We know that Hitler, Stalin, Mao all got *thousands* of letters from women on a constant basis. And you can see it, I think, in some of the women at rallies.
Everything I have learned about heterosexuality has been against my will and honestly it sounds AWFUL
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Everything I have learned about heterosexuality has been against my will and honestly it sounds AWFUL
I'm posting about it now because it turned out she is fine, but this diva chose the weekend I was home alone to get visibly and dramatically unwell, keeping me on edge until I could get her to the vet this morning and costing me £200 in vet fees - then she has the audacity to just go to sleep
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I'm posting about it now because it turned out she is fine, but this diva chose the weekend I was home alone to get visibly and dramatically unwell, keeping me on edge until I could get her to the vet this morning and costing me £200 in vet fees - then she has the audacity to just go to sleep
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Hello I’m the ubermensch, my one weakness is whistles
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Hello I’m the ubermensch, my one weakness is whistles
Sorry, but sometimes I fucking love The Internet 🤣😭
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Sorry, but sometimes I fucking love The Internet 🤣😭
My Ancestry DNA (I know!!!) says I am 16% Scottish so it would be rude not to...
January 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My Ancestry DNA (I know!!!) says I am 16% Scottish so it would be rude not to...
Remembering that time during my MA when I was having a meltdown over my dissertation and needed to do something to distract me I chose - knowing nothing much about it - to watch Requiem for a Dream...
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Remembering that time during my MA when I was having a meltdown over my dissertation and needed to do something to distract me I chose - knowing nothing much about it - to watch Requiem for a Dream...
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We love Evelyn Normielib!!
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
We love Evelyn Normielib!!
If you know me you know I am a pretty unemotional, unsentimental person who avoids intensity and likes to live life with the volume set to 5.
So when I tell you that Heated Rivalry has taken over my mind, and that I can't stop watching TikTok edits of it, I am very much asking for help.
So when I tell you that Heated Rivalry has taken over my mind, and that I can't stop watching TikTok edits of it, I am very much asking for help.
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If you know me you know I am a pretty unemotional, unsentimental person who avoids intensity and likes to live life with the volume set to 5.
So when I tell you that Heated Rivalry has taken over my mind, and that I can't stop watching TikTok edits of it, I am very much asking for help.
So when I tell you that Heated Rivalry has taken over my mind, and that I can't stop watching TikTok edits of it, I am very much asking for help.
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The biscoff creme eggs are crack to me
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The biscoff creme eggs are crack to me
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Worse than Kent State, really than any episode I can think of probably dating back to Reconstruc & earlier b/c
1. continuing, not 1 off.
2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it
3. literally at hand of federal government, which is
4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.
1. continuing, not 1 off.
2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it
3. literally at hand of federal government, which is
4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Worse than Kent State, really than any episode I can think of probably dating back to Reconstruc & earlier b/c
1. continuing, not 1 off.
2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it
3. literally at hand of federal government, which is
4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.
1. continuing, not 1 off.
2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it
3. literally at hand of federal government, which is
4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.
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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
Don't believe this at all. He hasn't road tested it in a Reform skewed focus group yet...
BREAKING: Keir Starmer has announced a 1 minute clap for Stephen and Rachel at 8pm tomorrow.
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Don't believe this at all. He hasn't road tested it in a Reform skewed focus group yet...
I do kinda wish they had made Stephen and Rachel meet up with the banished faithfuls. Their PoV
January 23, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I do kinda wish they had made Stephen and Rachel meet up with the banished faithfuls. Their PoV
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stephen and rachel did this for every gay man and their work mum who looks after them and tells them they’re great
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
stephen and rachel did this for every gay man and their work mum who looks after them and tells them they’re great
What a cracking final. Go girl give us everything.
January 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM
What a cracking final. Go girl give us everything.
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Rachel managing her little nervous gay minion I love it so much it's like Wilhelmina and Mark
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Rachel managing her little nervous gay minion I love it so much it's like Wilhelmina and Mark
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