Malcoholic
@malcoholic.bsky.social
An 18+ account for an 18+ writer (i.e., porn & politics are my bread & butter).
Forever monologuing in a Blockbuster.
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/malcoholic
Forever monologuing in a Blockbuster.
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/malcoholic
And this is precisely why we have to mark them.
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
And this is precisely why we have to mark them.
Ace realization came once I discovered the lasagna chart which remains my fav graph for discussing this stuff with non-aces.
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Ace realization came once I discovered the lasagna chart which remains my fav graph for discussing this stuff with non-aces.
*Quietly adds another WIP to the pile*
February 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
*Quietly adds another WIP to the pile*
It's literally this:
January 28, 2026 at 7:51 PM
It's literally this:
Sucks to suck. You don't get to be a "weekend nazi".
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Sucks to suck. You don't get to be a "weekend nazi".
Aw, that's cute. He thought he could be a weekend nazi.
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Aw, that's cute. He thought he could be a weekend nazi.
Back on my bullshit of sexualizing Tarn's mouth.
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Back on my bullshit of sexualizing Tarn's mouth.
The boi finally arrived!
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The boi finally arrived!
Gotta mark them now before they can "rebrand".
January 20, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Gotta mark them now before they can "rebrand".
It's because those things were always "symbols" to them & nothing more. In the same vein that conservatives buy trucks because they want to signal the idea of the "working man" (all while never using the bed in their quaint suburban lives), "boobs, beer, and football" -
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
It's because those things were always "symbols" to them & nothing more. In the same vein that conservatives buy trucks because they want to signal the idea of the "working man" (all while never using the bed in their quaint suburban lives), "boobs, beer, and football" -
Y'all know what to do. Let them know we don't tolerate AI infiltrating libraries.
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Y'all know what to do. Let them know we don't tolerate AI infiltrating libraries.
AM's monologue has more or less been on repeat in my brain for the last year but it's especially loud today. Replace humans with the appropriate parties and it more or less sums up the way I feel.
January 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
AM's monologue has more or less been on repeat in my brain for the last year but it's especially loud today. Replace humans with the appropriate parties and it more or less sums up the way I feel.
It helps that she was a very pretty girl.
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It helps that she was a very pretty girl.
Ended up getting a stuffie made for my girl. It's not perfect, but it's nice to have something in her absence.
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ended up getting a stuffie made for my girl. It's not perfect, but it's nice to have something in her absence.
Let the motherfuckers burn.
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Let the motherfuckers burn.
For the five people who follow me for fanfic.
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
For the five people who follow me for fanfic.
I stopped watching Earthspark after S1, but I basically know what happens cuz internet.
Anyway, I am very much open to MegOp fix-it fics for that finale. Plz gimme that sweet "OP tries to convince his amnesiac situationship to come back home" angst.
Anyway, I am very much open to MegOp fix-it fics for that finale. Plz gimme that sweet "OP tries to convince his amnesiac situationship to come back home" angst.
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I stopped watching Earthspark after S1, but I basically know what happens cuz internet.
Anyway, I am very much open to MegOp fix-it fics for that finale. Plz gimme that sweet "OP tries to convince his amnesiac situationship to come back home" angst.
Anyway, I am very much open to MegOp fix-it fics for that finale. Plz gimme that sweet "OP tries to convince his amnesiac situationship to come back home" angst.