MalcolmSpellman
@malcolmspellman.bsky.social
B Town first. The Bay always. Writer/Producer Film/TV Blah/Blah/Blah/Blah….blah.
Slap it right off, Jack. Right. OFF!
January 20, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Slap it right off, Jack. Right. OFF!
Can’t go wrong with a random Kirby
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Can’t go wrong with a random Kirby
You think I won’t slap your face right off, talking about Big Phil like that? Huh? DO YOU THINK I WON’T SLAP YOUR GODDAMN FACE?
January 20, 2026 at 10:55 AM
You think I won’t slap your face right off, talking about Big Phil like that? Huh? DO YOU THINK I WON’T SLAP YOUR GODDAMN FACE?
Yeah it’s pretty devastating. And so reasonable, too.
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Yeah it’s pretty devastating. And so reasonable, too.
That’s a devastating post. Not to be taken lightly
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
That’s a devastating post. Not to be taken lightly
Forgive the swearing
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Forgive the swearing
No disagreement from me. I wasn’t trying to defend him. I just like talking about this shit.
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
No disagreement from me. I wasn’t trying to defend him. I just like talking about this shit.
I like steve and Mimi a lot. Hard not to root for them. I agree on king but also I understand the pressure with those cameras on.
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I like steve and Mimi a lot. Hard not to root for them. I agree on king but also I understand the pressure with those cameras on.
I’m trying, I’m trying!
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I’m trying, I’m trying!
Point, CSB! lol
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Point, CSB! lol
You like all the people I don’t get; Like Quad. She drives me crazy. King definitely feels pressure to have this kid he doesn’t want. But also, Quad knows having kids later in life is super difficult.
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
You like all the people I don’t get; Like Quad. She drives me crazy. King definitely feels pressure to have this kid he doesn’t want. But also, Quad knows having kids later in life is super difficult.
Annnd this is what I meant. Voting is not gonna matter in the midterms because he’s literally gonna do this— use his troops to stop key voting locations and there is no systemic way to stop him
January 16, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Annnd this is what I meant. Voting is not gonna matter in the midterms because he’s literally gonna do this— use his troops to stop key voting locations and there is no systemic way to stop him
Well, if we’re making wishes, I’d say - give us world peace. I know it’s generic, but it’s near and dear to my heart. Call me a softy. Anyway…
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Well, if we’re making wishes, I’d say - give us world peace. I know it’s generic, but it’s near and dear to my heart. Call me a softy. Anyway…
That’s awful but also Jalen Green, for the untrained eye, seems to have a jheri curl. (And locs)
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
That’s awful but also Jalen Green, for the untrained eye, seems to have a jheri curl. (And locs)
Prepping us for the midterms when he deploys them in key districts
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Prepping us for the midterms when he deploys them in key districts