MalcolmSpellman
@malcolmspellman.bsky.social
B Town first. The Bay always. Writer/Producer Film/TV Blah/Blah/Blah/Blah….blah.
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Muthafukin Postmates extorting me into ordering extra shit. A ticking clock telling me I get priority deserts if I order before five, four, three, two— muthafuckin Voodoos donuts on the way, baby!
There aren’t many animals that I’m unwilling to fight, but most of them live in the ocean.
January 20, 2026 at 11:01 AM
There aren’t many animals that I’m unwilling to fight, but most of them live in the ocean.
I just saw a post of a cute little green lizard and I thought about commenting “good size for stomping” but I wussed out.
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I just saw a post of a cute little green lizard and I thought about commenting “good size for stomping” but I wussed out.
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Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
thezebra.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
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Mac Dre just got me through leg day
January 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Mac Dre just got me through leg day
My one giant dog is eating my medium-large dog’s head (fairly literally). They enjoy this ritual where giant dog engulfs other dog’s head in his mouth and walks along side him.
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
My one giant dog is eating my medium-large dog’s head (fairly literally). They enjoy this ritual where giant dog engulfs other dog’s head in his mouth and walks along side him.
You never realize how much you need a two day old old-fashioned blueberry glazed donut on a Wednesday until right about now o’clock.
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
You never realize how much you need a two day old old-fashioned blueberry glazed donut on a Wednesday until right about now o’clock.
Michael Jackson gives this woman ultimate props— If you take your craft seriously, something like this must be the sickest rush ever. (It happens right at the end.) www.youtube.com/shorts/OnxtM...
MICHAEL JACKSON HISTORY TOUR BEAT IT LIVE 1996 | SHE PLAYED THAT SOLO PERFECTLY IDENTICAL TO RECORD
YouTube video by SLY
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January 15, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Michael Jackson gives this woman ultimate props— If you take your craft seriously, something like this must be the sickest rush ever. (It happens right at the end.) www.youtube.com/shorts/OnxtM...
“And you was alone doing this?” — Joe Budden asking his co-workers after discovering he discovers one of them eats Blimpies so often, he just ate Blimpies last night.
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
“And you was alone doing this?” — Joe Budden asking his co-workers after discovering he discovers one of them eats Blimpies so often, he just ate Blimpies last night.
If you have a sweet tooth like me, and you’re stoned at night, remember the golden rule to save yourself, “liquid calories don’t count”
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
If you have a sweet tooth like me, and you’re stoned at night, remember the golden rule to save yourself, “liquid calories don’t count”
A marriage is basically two people sitting at a small table for as long as they can. In the middle of that table is a gun. The healthier the marriage the less often either person picks it up.
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A marriage is basically two people sitting at a small table for as long as they can. In the middle of that table is a gun. The healthier the marriage the less often either person picks it up.
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Bird of paradise
June 19th 2024
June 19th 2024
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Bird of paradise
June 19th 2024
June 19th 2024
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January 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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In today's Re:Writing newsletter, I wrote a post about goals (for your characters, but maybe they apply to you too?). Used three of my 2025 favorites by way of example, and there's some good advice in here too from David Goyer, @malcolmspellman.bsky.social + more.
benblacker.substack.com/p/goal-post
benblacker.substack.com/p/goal-post
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
In today's Re:Writing newsletter, I wrote a post about goals (for your characters, but maybe they apply to you too?). Used three of my 2025 favorites by way of example, and there's some good advice in here too from David Goyer, @malcolmspellman.bsky.social + more.
benblacker.substack.com/p/goal-post
benblacker.substack.com/p/goal-post
@derekhaaswriter.bsky.social — I tried to DM you but your settings wouldn’t allow it. Know that.
January 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
@derekhaaswriter.bsky.social — I tried to DM you but your settings wouldn’t allow it. Know that.
My dogs don’t respect me
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
My dogs don’t respect me
One of my fave of all times. Sometimes my number 1
Just watched Sorcerer. Holy shit. Really puts the Westfield car park experience into perspective
January 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
One of my fave of all times. Sometimes my number 1
A lot of people come to me for advice. Especially @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social — he’s always wondering how to write better or be cooler and he’ll call me and I help him as o do so many others.
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
A lot of people come to me for advice. Especially @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social — he’s always wondering how to write better or be cooler and he’ll call me and I help him as o do so many others.
some nights I’m happy that I go to sleep early because I can wake up early and have that first cup of delicious coffee before an inevitably shit day, but some nights I wish I could stay up later so that I could rock as no other has ever rocked before.
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 AM
some nights I’m happy that I go to sleep early because I can wake up early and have that first cup of delicious coffee before an inevitably shit day, but some nights I wish I could stay up later so that I could rock as no other has ever rocked before.
As a marine biologist I love to identify fishes for you guys. This lil fella in the video is a Bavarian Bastard Trout. King of the coral reefs, they’re called because they swim so crazy or something.
I usually share the big stuff but there are a lotta funky creatures down there. 🤿 #marinelife
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 AM
As a marine biologist I love to identify fishes for you guys. This lil fella in the video is a Bavarian Bastard Trout. King of the coral reefs, they’re called because they swim so crazy or something.
“All things consdered, let’s be specific…/ My mama’s cheek? I miss it…” - Push
January 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
“All things consdered, let’s be specific…/ My mama’s cheek? I miss it…” - Push
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January 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Hip Hop is reclaiming itself. The party died, now Aiden Ross, Adam22, Trap Lore, and Akademiks’ need to be starved out. They do not understand, respect, or care about “the culture" or Blackness— and Blackness is part of it no matter what race you are or what you do. Shout out to #GlassesMalone
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Hip Hop is reclaiming itself. The party died, now Aiden Ross, Adam22, Trap Lore, and Akademiks’ need to be starved out. They do not understand, respect, or care about “the culture" or Blackness— and Blackness is part of it no matter what race you are or what you do. Shout out to #GlassesMalone
January 4, 2026 at 9:00 AM
So my student now wants to know if simply being interesting is Enough. No. It’s not. If you subscribe to my “executive producer class” package, I’ll explain why. Until, fuck this student until he makes his back payment.
It all goes back to Ted Elliot.
“Just be interesting.”
“Just be interesting.”
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 AM
So my student now wants to know if simply being interesting is Enough. No. It’s not. If you subscribe to my “executive producer class” package, I’ll explain why. Until, fuck this student until he makes his back payment.