Tim Talbott
@tftalbott23.bsky.social
TV and film writer and all-around nuisance. I was here briefly before, then I left, then Trump "won" again, then FUCK TWITTER, now I'm back, baby!
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Here's my boutique bluray cover for The Star Wars Holiday Special
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Here's my boutique bluray cover for The Star Wars Holiday Special
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Overlook Hotel
July 4th Ball
1921
July 4th Ball
1921
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Overlook Hotel
July 4th Ball
1921
July 4th Ball
1921
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
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The whole stupid ceremony throbbed with the same delusional confidence as an out-of-business chiropractor awarding himself “Best Spine Wizard” because no one else bothered to show up.
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Medals, Madness, and Manufactured Merit: Trump’s FIFA Fever Dream of Faux Glory
When a collapsing strongman demands validation, even sports leagues start handing out pacifiers.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The whole stupid ceremony throbbed with the same delusional confidence as an out-of-business chiropractor awarding himself “Best Spine Wizard” because no one else bothered to show up.
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug, man.
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Cocaine's a hell of a drug, man.
I cut my fingernails too short. As a result, all of my fingertips hurt.
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I cut my fingernails too short. As a result, all of my fingertips hurt.
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There is trolling, and there is whatever grandious name we should give to this:
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There is trolling, and there is whatever grandious name we should give to this:
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Come to theaters January 30 to laugh and cry and be shocked and scared with a room full of strangers when Sam Raimi's SEND HELP opens. Experience an outdated concept while you still can! 😫😫😫😫
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Come to theaters January 30 to laugh and cry and be shocked and scared with a room full of strangers when Sam Raimi's SEND HELP opens. Experience an outdated concept while you still can! 😫😫😫😫
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“Movies survived the studio system and then its dissolution. Movies survived the Hays Code and HUAC. Movies survived television, home video, and the internet. Movies survived a century of social and technological upheaval. Movies survive covid. Movies will survive Netflix.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Movies survived the studio system and then its dissolution. Movies survived the Hays Code and HUAC. Movies survived television, home video, and the internet. Movies survived a century of social and technological upheaval. Movies survive covid. Movies will survive Netflix.”
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There was no good outcome to the WB sale but there was a worst outcome and I believe that was David Ellison winning.
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
There was no good outcome to the WB sale but there was a worst outcome and I believe that was David Ellison winning.
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The most genuinely human Trump ever seems to me is when he’s desperately fighting to stay awake.
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The most genuinely human Trump ever seems to me is when he’s desperately fighting to stay awake.
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Musk’s Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $493.8 billion
Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2025: $240.9 billion
Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2025: $226.9 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2025: $7.25
It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.
2012: $2 billion
2025: $493.8 billion
Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2025: $240.9 billion
Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2025: $226.9 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2025: $7.25
It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Musk’s Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $493.8 billion
Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2025: $240.9 billion
Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2025: $226.9 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2025: $7.25
It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.
2012: $2 billion
2025: $493.8 billion
Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2025: $240.9 billion
Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2025: $226.9 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2025: $7.25
It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.
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Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!
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The thing about billionaires endlessly exploiting everything and everyone for their own gain is that there are a couple thousand of them and like 8 billion of us. Maybe we could decide to do things differently.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The thing about billionaires endlessly exploiting everything and everyone for their own gain is that there are a couple thousand of them and like 8 billion of us. Maybe we could decide to do things differently.
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Often called one of the worst games ever, Pac-Man's 2600 port is more interesting than its rep.
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Rereleased after 43 years, this infamous Atari 2600 game is a brutalist take on Pac-Man
Both a best-seller and infamous, industry-shaking failure, Pac-Man's Atari 2600 port was recently rereleased for the first--and second--times.
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December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Often called one of the worst games ever, Pac-Man's 2600 port is more interesting than its rep.
www.avclub.com/atari-2600-p...
www.avclub.com/atari-2600-p...
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At every point the Trump administration has wildly incompetent people fail to do the government job in front of them.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
At every point the Trump administration has wildly incompetent people fail to do the government job in front of them.
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It's once again "Man, just fuckin die. Just fuckin stop being alive. Join the dead in Deadville." o'clock.
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's once again "Man, just fuckin die. Just fuckin stop being alive. Join the dead in Deadville." o'clock.
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Fallon continuing his tradition of making some of the worst people in the world seem self deprecating, lovable, and harmless
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Fallon continuing his tradition of making some of the worst people in the world seem self deprecating, lovable, and harmless
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AI, as these oligarchs fucks envision it, is anti-life, anti-human. Fuck em all.
Whenever you see a celebrity (and even a few famous auteurs) shill for AI, think about who's paying them to say that shit.
Caleb Hearon on AI: "They're in the process right now of manufacturing consent for this technology and when ... they offer you hundreds of thousands of dollars to do an ad deal for them, they are doing that because they need your help to manufacture consent for this."
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
AI, as these oligarchs fucks envision it, is anti-life, anti-human. Fuck em all.
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Strong agree. See #WakeUpDeadMan in the theater if you can. And writers: pay attention to how Rian Johnson weaves story and theme and how they both land in the same reveal. This one is a masterclass in how it's done.
had high hopes for Wake Up Dead Man, and they were exceeded. I feel insanely biased, though, as a lapsed Catholic who loves impeccably crafted locked-room mysteries & murder at the vicarage. imho the funniest, most poignant, and maybe prettiest Benoit Blanc entry yet.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Strong agree. See #WakeUpDeadMan in the theater if you can. And writers: pay attention to how Rian Johnson weaves story and theme and how they both land in the same reveal. This one is a masterclass in how it's done.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I find myself longing for the early 80's.
This is bad.
This is bad.
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I find myself longing for the early 80's.
This is bad.
This is bad.
The world is a sadder place without young Daryl Hall’s vocals.
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The world is a sadder place without young Daryl Hall’s vocals.