Aiyana White
@aiyanaewhite.bsky.social
TV writer (Lucifer, Cross, The Greatest, Tiny Pretty Things, etc). Executive producer. Equality junkie. Reader of romance. Raiser of smallish humans. She/her. #WGA
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I have boiled the kettle SEVEN times today - and finally made my first cup of tea. #deadlines
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have boiled the kettle SEVEN times today - and finally made my first cup of tea. #deadlines
If ONE more person hugs me while announcing how sick they are🤬🤬🤬
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If ONE more person hugs me while announcing how sick they are🤬🤬🤬
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A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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When an assistant-level writer hands back the dumb little exposition scene you asked for but makes it good❤️
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When an assistant-level writer hands back the dumb little exposition scene you asked for but makes it good❤️
The Four Seasons Total Landscaping of peace prizes.
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Four Seasons Total Landscaping of peace prizes.
I’m sorry, they MADE UP another peace prize? 😂😂😂
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I’m sorry, they MADE UP another peace prize? 😂😂😂
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Be kind to your retail workers this holiday season! I’ve been out 20 years and still get a lil eye twitch when I hear “Last Christmas.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Be kind to your retail workers this holiday season! I’ve been out 20 years and still get a lil eye twitch when I hear “Last Christmas.”
Be kind to your retail workers this holiday season! I’ve been out 20 years and still get a lil eye twitch when I hear “Last Christmas.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Be kind to your retail workers this holiday season! I’ve been out 20 years and still get a lil eye twitch when I hear “Last Christmas.”
Go outside and look at the MOON!
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Go outside and look at the MOON!
Welcome, Sweater Weather❤️❤️❤️
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Welcome, Sweater Weather❤️❤️❤️
Companies selling products to “reduce stress” while supporting the current administration, you may take your arsonist firefighter nonsense right out the door.
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Companies selling products to “reduce stress” while supporting the current administration, you may take your arsonist firefighter nonsense right out the door.
Watching this elderly dude wait outside his wife’s doctor appointment. No phone, no work, no magazine, just sitting WITH HIS OWN THOUGHTS like a baddie.
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Watching this elderly dude wait outside his wife’s doctor appointment. No phone, no work, no magazine, just sitting WITH HIS OWN THOUGHTS like a baddie.
I have learned that other folks on my block don’t speak to our neighborhood coyotes, which frankly seems a little bit rude.
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I have learned that other folks on my block don’t speak to our neighborhood coyotes, which frankly seems a little bit rude.
“I see you’re home (frantically writing to meet a deadline). How about we have a 30-minute convo on your porch and then move a couch together?”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“I see you’re home (frantically writing to meet a deadline). How about we have a 30-minute convo on your porch and then move a couch together?”
I’ve got a great idea for a TV show! Can you just, like, organize my thoughts and type everything up?
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’ve got a great idea for a TV show! Can you just, like, organize my thoughts and type everything up?
Mosquito bit me on the face twice WHILE I was searching the yard for standing water. Gonna be e a damn pith helmet to go outside…
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Mosquito bit me on the face twice WHILE I was searching the yard for standing water. Gonna be e a damn pith helmet to go outside…
The real “strong floor” is the lives you destroyed along the way.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The real “strong floor” is the lives you destroyed along the way.
You talkin’ to me?
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
You talkin’ to me?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Whale Shark
Nurse shark
Gray Whale
Octopus
Mountain lion
(Quite annoyed I’ve lived in the SGV for over a decade and STILL haven’t seen a wild bear🙄)
Whale Shark
Nurse shark
Gray Whale
Octopus
Mountain lion
(Quite annoyed I’ve lived in the SGV for over a decade and STILL haven’t seen a wild bear🙄)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Giant Manta Ray
Big ol' sea turtle
Road runners
Wild horses
Monkeys
Giant Manta Ray
Big ol' sea turtle
Road runners
Wild horses
Monkeys
Black bear
Red fox
Moose
Muskellunge
Raccoon
(10 years in the Canadian Boy Scouts and a lot of time tramping around northern Ontario)
Red fox
Moose
Muskellunge
Raccoon
(10 years in the Canadian Boy Scouts and a lot of time tramping around northern Ontario)
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Whale Shark
Nurse shark
Gray Whale
Octopus
Mountain lion
(Quite annoyed I’ve lived in the SGV for over a decade and STILL haven’t seen a wild bear🙄)
Whale Shark
Nurse shark
Gray Whale
Octopus
Mountain lion
(Quite annoyed I’ve lived in the SGV for over a decade and STILL haven’t seen a wild bear🙄)
Women, absolutely not making a second trip back to the car.
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Women, absolutely not making a second trip back to the car.
What she looks like right before she eats your soul.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What she looks like right before she eats your soul.
“We have downsized our staff and made our product worse, yet also expect you to pay more for it.”
- Almost Every Company
- Almost Every Company
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“We have downsized our staff and made our product worse, yet also expect you to pay more for it.”
- Almost Every Company
- Almost Every Company
Grateful to this old body for doing the best she can, under circumstances that are consistently less than ideal.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Grateful to this old body for doing the best she can, under circumstances that are consistently less than ideal.