Mallory
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Mallory
@malentine.bsky.social
Therapist by day, nerding out by night. I love literature, trash, and all the middlebrow shit in between.
Current fixations: Life of a Showgirl; Clair Obscur: Expedition 33; Dragon Age: The Veilguard
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Like tone it down!!
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The colder it gets, the cuter they are. Currently the main redemptive factor of this winter bullshit
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
How it started / how it's going
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You may not like it but this is what peak autistic performance looks like
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just gets more and more embarrassing every year
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"favorite game without hope," and just in time for Dragon Age day 😭

(apparently 😭 is by far my most commonly used emoji and this feels more like a 2025 problem than a me problem. I'm crying! Often!)
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Who needs secure attachment in art? Make me feel something
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
hangin with my familiar
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
One year and eleventy Rooks later, I still adore Dragon Age: The Veilguard. I still cry at That Part. I'm still so grateful to the DA team for making this gem under icky circumstances.
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
And there you have it. Trauma.
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yes, it's satisfying to punch the First Warden, but have you considered: he says "you were right" in front of all my colleagues?!

Caro is very high on the Warden supply. Second chances for all
October 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Time to let my girlie get traumatized at Weisshaupt
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Gonna spend a chunk of today Veilguarding with my new Warden, Caro. The sassy Rook face animations are so good on her 😭 I'm still not positive but I think she's a Neve kisser
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Her name is Caro Thorne and I love her mean little face
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oops, my hand slipped and I made a new dwarven Warden to run around with
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I like it when she is asleep and cute and, crucially, not biting me
September 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I just think she's neat
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
hmmmmmmmm
September 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Romance so nice I had to do it thrice 😭
September 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm about two thirds of the way into John Fowles's THE MAGUS (what a ride) and this passage stuck with me. I wish it wasn't so timely.
September 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"I've only had Emmrich since the gods returned and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself" --Marguerite probably
July 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We miss you, man
July 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
they are sisters and extremely silly
July 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Twist my arm why don't you
May 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM