Mallory
@malentine.bsky.social
Therapist by day, nerding out by night. I love literature, trash, and all the middlebrow shit in between.
Current fixations: Life of a Showgirl; Clair Obscur: Expedition 33; Dragon Age: The Veilguard
Current fixations: Life of a Showgirl; Clair Obscur: Expedition 33; Dragon Age: The Veilguard
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
The colder it gets, the cuter they are. Currently the main redemptive factor of this winter bullshit
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The colder it gets, the cuter they are. Currently the main redemptive factor of this winter bullshit
How it started / how it's going
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
How it started / how it's going
You may not like it but this is what peak autistic performance looks like
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You may not like it but this is what peak autistic performance looks like
Just gets more and more embarrassing every year
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just gets more and more embarrassing every year
"favorite game without hope," and just in time for Dragon Age day 😭
(apparently 😭 is by far my most commonly used emoji and this feels more like a 2025 problem than a me problem. I'm crying! Often!)
(apparently 😭 is by far my most commonly used emoji and this feels more like a 2025 problem than a me problem. I'm crying! Often!)
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"favorite game without hope," and just in time for Dragon Age day 😭
(apparently 😭 is by far my most commonly used emoji and this feels more like a 2025 problem than a me problem. I'm crying! Often!)
(apparently 😭 is by far my most commonly used emoji and this feels more like a 2025 problem than a me problem. I'm crying! Often!)
Who needs secure attachment in art? Make me feel something
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Who needs secure attachment in art? Make me feel something
hangin with my familiar
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
hangin with my familiar
One year and eleventy Rooks later, I still adore Dragon Age: The Veilguard. I still cry at That Part. I'm still so grateful to the DA team for making this gem under icky circumstances.
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
One year and eleventy Rooks later, I still adore Dragon Age: The Veilguard. I still cry at That Part. I'm still so grateful to the DA team for making this gem under icky circumstances.
And there you have it. Trauma.
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
And there you have it. Trauma.
Yes, it's satisfying to punch the First Warden, but have you considered: he says "you were right" in front of all my colleagues?!
Caro is very high on the Warden supply. Second chances for all
Caro is very high on the Warden supply. Second chances for all
October 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yes, it's satisfying to punch the First Warden, but have you considered: he says "you were right" in front of all my colleagues?!
Caro is very high on the Warden supply. Second chances for all
Caro is very high on the Warden supply. Second chances for all
Time to let my girlie get traumatized at Weisshaupt
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Time to let my girlie get traumatized at Weisshaupt
Gonna spend a chunk of today Veilguarding with my new Warden, Caro. The sassy Rook face animations are so good on her 😭 I'm still not positive but I think she's a Neve kisser
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Gonna spend a chunk of today Veilguarding with my new Warden, Caro. The sassy Rook face animations are so good on her 😭 I'm still not positive but I think she's a Neve kisser
Her name is Caro Thorne and I love her mean little face
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Her name is Caro Thorne and I love her mean little face
Oops, my hand slipped and I made a new dwarven Warden to run around with
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Oops, my hand slipped and I made a new dwarven Warden to run around with
I like it when she is asleep and cute and, crucially, not biting me
September 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I like it when she is asleep and cute and, crucially, not biting me
I just think she's neat
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just think she's neat
Romance so nice I had to do it thrice 😭
September 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Romance so nice I had to do it thrice 😭
I'm about two thirds of the way into John Fowles's THE MAGUS (what a ride) and this passage stuck with me. I wish it wasn't so timely.
September 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm about two thirds of the way into John Fowles's THE MAGUS (what a ride) and this passage stuck with me. I wish it wasn't so timely.
"I've only had Emmrich since the gods returned and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself" --Marguerite probably
July 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"I've only had Emmrich since the gods returned and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself" --Marguerite probably
they are sisters and extremely silly
July 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
they are sisters and extremely silly
Twist my arm why don't you
May 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Twist my arm why don't you