Randle McMurphy
malepatterndadness.bsky.social
Randle McMurphy
@malepatterndadness.bsky.social
Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it? Unexpected item in the bagging area.

Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!

Mitten State

I could do without the bot DMs.
OK. So can somebody ask what this administration is planning to actually get out of the hole? And ask for specifics, not vague nebulous statements that devolve into whining and blaming someone else. FFS!
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A little electrical tape over the dashboard light and problem solved. If it starts to make noise, turn the radio up. We Americans know how to ignore a problem.
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In other news, the amount of cocaine that flows into Indiana is about to see a big spike.
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He will be the real life Scott Evil.
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Somewhere, Pete Thamel is masturbating furiously.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
How many handjobs did she give in the crowd?
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Not Jim, his brother John.
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I suspect that it is and he is farther along than we realize.
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Maybe he doesn't need multiple golf courses? But sure, that extra pencil I have is the problem.
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The Inductees
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I can't help but think that Elmo and the Doge Dingleberries got access to an awful lot of our data. I assume that Peter Thiel probably got access to it as well. As a result they are likely watching a lot of our social media. They want us to allow data centers that poison us and monitor us. Freedom?
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Guess who has "Bubba" dancing through his addled brain?
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What do airports need?The obvious answer is opium dens. And wrestling rings where angry travelers can go 1:1 with each other and you can bet on them.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If you plan to finance a vehicle, rates over 5% are also problematic as are 84 month loans.
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Starting Monday off with the spicy content. I tip my hat to you.
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I worry that you are correct. The crazy breed of right wing politics in the USA gets an oversized amount of attention, but right wing extremism has been growing globally.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"What are you doing? What are you doing now? Do you know that I can see into the future? I can smell the sun rise. Wooo!"
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
President Dementia ParticipationPrize
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
And do we really need all of these lights on?
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM