Randle McMurphy
@malepatterndadness.bsky.social
Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it? Unexpected item in the bagging area.
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
Mitten State
I could do without the bot DMs.
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
Mitten State
I could do without the bot DMs.
Pinned
It was once said that religion is the opiate of the masses.
In the USA, religion feels more like crystal meth with a Fireball chaser.
In the USA, religion feels more like crystal meth with a Fireball chaser.
As 2025 winds down,I would like to send a special,"Eat shit!" To Merrick Garland.
I don't care what else he may have accomplished, he will forever be remembered as a failure for not delivering consequences to the coup plotter in chief.
#MerrickIsAFailure
I don't care what else he may have accomplished, he will forever be remembered as a failure for not delivering consequences to the coup plotter in chief.
#MerrickIsAFailure
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
As 2025 winds down,I would like to send a special,"Eat shit!" To Merrick Garland.
I don't care what else he may have accomplished, he will forever be remembered as a failure for not delivering consequences to the coup plotter in chief.
#MerrickIsAFailure
I don't care what else he may have accomplished, he will forever be remembered as a failure for not delivering consequences to the coup plotter in chief.
#MerrickIsAFailure
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Question: If Trumpster Fire is not mentally competent to perform the duties of his position, what is the legality of Miller, Vought, et al usurping his power to drive their own twisted agenda?
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Question: If Trumpster Fire is not mentally competent to perform the duties of his position, what is the legality of Miller, Vought, et al usurping his power to drive their own twisted agenda?
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The home of the brave. That's us. We the people. We are the boss. Act like it now. Get him out. Get ice out.
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The home of the brave. That's us. We the people. We are the boss. Act like it now. Get him out. Get ice out.
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Patton Oswalt once described the KFC Famous Bowl as a "Failure pile in a sadness bowl," a description that perfectly characterizes our current "President."
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Patton Oswalt once described the KFC Famous Bowl as a "Failure pile in a sadness bowl," a description that perfectly characterizes our current "President."
Remember when Pete Hegseth said that "beards and fatties aren't a good look" for the US Military? How good of a look is it to have a murderer/war criminal in charge of that Military?
#PeteHagueseth
#PeteHagueseth
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Remember when Pete Hegseth said that "beards and fatties aren't a good look" for the US Military? How good of a look is it to have a murderer/war criminal in charge of that Military?
#PeteHagueseth
#PeteHagueseth
My spirit animal.
Drunk raccoon found on bathroom floor after liquor store rampage - Global News globalnews.ca/news/1155761...
Drunk raccoon found on bathroom floor after liquor store rampage - National | Globalnews.ca
The animal showed no signs of injury and was taken to a local animal shelter to sober up.
globalnews.ca
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My spirit animal.
The bathrooms at my office have terrible toilet paper. I am torn between my desire to poop on the company's time and my preference for quilted TP.
#Complaintsaboutstupidthings
#Complaintsaboutstupidthings
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The bathrooms at my office have terrible toilet paper. I am torn between my desire to poop on the company's time and my preference for quilted TP.
#Complaintsaboutstupidthings
#Complaintsaboutstupidthings
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Rape Van Winkle
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Rape Van Winkle
Donnie daydreaming wistfully about "Bubba."
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Donnie daydreaming wistfully about "Bubba."
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
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There is a better way to travel between major US cities. It's not that we can't build high speed rail here... It's been a deliberate choice of political will, car industry lobbying and regulatory hurdles designed to make it seem impossible... But it is indeed a choice.
www.cnn.com/interactive/...
www.cnn.com/interactive/...
What if the United States had high-speed rail?
High-speed rail is a proven alternative to gridlocked highways and overcrowded airports. CNN has reimagined a faster, more connected future for US commuters.
www.cnn.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There is a better way to travel between major US cities. It's not that we can't build high speed rail here... It's been a deliberate choice of political will, car industry lobbying and regulatory hurdles designed to make it seem impossible... But it is indeed a choice.
www.cnn.com/interactive/...
www.cnn.com/interactive/...
In just a couple of months, it will be time for the State of the Union address. This year the theme will be "Festival of Lies." That is, if he even bothers to have one. If there are Vegas odds on whether the address happens or not, my money will be on him cancelling.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In just a couple of months, it will be time for the State of the Union address. This year the theme will be "Festival of Lies." That is, if he even bothers to have one. If there are Vegas odds on whether the address happens or not, my money will be on him cancelling.
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When your douchebag cousin eats his first gummie on thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When your douchebag cousin eats his first gummie on thanksgiving
As we go into a long holiday weekend I would like to ask a question that continues to be on my mind: Is anyone actually trying to run the US government right now? It seems like just a bunch of blustering, grift, and wildly illegal military flexing.
#ThankfulForTheResistance
#ThankfulForTheResistance
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
As we go into a long holiday weekend I would like to ask a question that continues to be on my mind: Is anyone actually trying to run the US government right now? It seems like just a bunch of blustering, grift, and wildly illegal military flexing.
#ThankfulForTheResistance
#ThankfulForTheResistance
"To the windows, to the walls..."
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"To the windows, to the walls..."
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Is he calling for himself to be put to death for January 6th?
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is he calling for himself to be put to death for January 6th?
I'm confused.
I'm confused.