Ebenezer Spooge
@mallemaroking.bsky.social
Chaotic Muppet, big-boned and fae
Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. Orange advocate (the fruit, not the person).
Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. Orange advocate (the fruit, not the person).
Is it time to fire my Dragonball Z fansite back up?!?
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Is it time to fire my Dragonball Z fansite back up?!?
Is there space to do both without one suffering? If so…
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is there space to do both without one suffering? If so…
They call me something very, very different here.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They call me something very, very different here.
I’ve yet to hear a counterargument.
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’ve yet to hear a counterargument.
She is a known edgequeen
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
She is a known edgequeen
Of all the times you’ve edged me, this is my third favorite.
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Of all the times you’ve edged me, this is my third favorite.
It’s okay Dragonite just come out you can OHKO a majority of your haters
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s okay Dragonite just come out you can OHKO a majority of your haters
I don’t make a very good cop.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don’t make a very good cop.
I need to hit this
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I need to hit this
Don’t put it past me
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Don’t put it past me
My signature move is to race to the ore/wheat resources and sing “We built this city on rock and roll” when I put down my first city, making sure my opponents acknowledge the pun before I agree to finish the turn.
a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
Alt: Hades from the animated version of “Hercules” checking to see if you got the fucking joke
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My signature move is to race to the ore/wheat resources and sing “We built this city on rock and roll” when I put down my first city, making sure my opponents acknowledge the pun before I agree to finish the turn.
Great game. Great time.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Great game. Great time.
We should all just ignore that and go to bed.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We should all just ignore that and go to bed.
It’s a wild ride for so, so many reasons.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s a wild ride for so, so many reasons.
I wake up with them, to be honest.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I wake up with them, to be honest.
The Diane/Whitney interview (ft. Bobby Brown) is peak and defining television for its era.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The Diane/Whitney interview (ft. Bobby Brown) is peak and defining television for its era.
I am what I eat
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I am what I eat
Thank you in advance
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Thank you in advance