malorie
@malorienilson.com
Editor, writer, lover of dinosaurs, chaotic energy, poltergeist in a human disguise. Just like any modern ghoul trying to have it all—I only wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
they/them
they/them
Oh, totally! I was so pleased to see that.
Another Corvette I love that showed up on the screen: Lucifer's 62' C1 in the show Lucifer. I love that era so much.
Another Corvette I love that showed up on the screen: Lucifer's 62' C1 in the show Lucifer. I love that era so much.
January 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Oh, totally! I was so pleased to see that.
Another Corvette I love that showed up on the screen: Lucifer's 62' C1 in the show Lucifer. I love that era so much.
Another Corvette I love that showed up on the screen: Lucifer's 62' C1 in the show Lucifer. I love that era so much.
Medication gave me too many red blood cells, so now I have to get rid of some.
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Medication gave me too many red blood cells, so now I have to get rid of some.
My new mission in life is to find an Ikea Sture unit from 1997, pictured below.
Also, as seen here: www.ebth.com/items/385652...
Also, as seen here: www.ebth.com/items/385652...
January 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
My new mission in life is to find an Ikea Sture unit from 1997, pictured below.
Also, as seen here: www.ebth.com/items/385652...
Also, as seen here: www.ebth.com/items/385652...
T likes to find me perfect wrapping paper. The red fair isle pattern is good, but the sparkle dinosaur paper was perfectly made for me (their [correct] assessment). 🥹
Apparently, they went into the shop thinking "if only there was sparkly dinosaur paper" & manifested it into existence.
Apparently, they went into the shop thinking "if only there was sparkly dinosaur paper" & manifested it into existence.
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
T likes to find me perfect wrapping paper. The red fair isle pattern is good, but the sparkle dinosaur paper was perfectly made for me (their [correct] assessment). 🥹
Apparently, they went into the shop thinking "if only there was sparkly dinosaur paper" & manifested it into existence.
Apparently, they went into the shop thinking "if only there was sparkly dinosaur paper" & manifested it into existence.
At the parents’ house chilling on the couch, knitting a tiny shawl for my small gremlin. 🥰
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
At the parents’ house chilling on the couch, knitting a tiny shawl for my small gremlin. 🥰
Making good on my promises to myself ☺️
+ a bit of a volcanic situation with the vegan shepherd’s pie. Lol
+ a bit of a volcanic situation with the vegan shepherd’s pie. Lol
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Making good on my promises to myself ☺️
+ a bit of a volcanic situation with the vegan shepherd’s pie. Lol
+ a bit of a volcanic situation with the vegan shepherd’s pie. Lol
Or they wouldn't be tucked at all, and instead end at the top of the waistline with a band like so
December 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Or they wouldn't be tucked at all, and instead end at the top of the waistline with a band like so
It’s showing up a bit darker in the iPhone photo 😠
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s showing up a bit darker in the iPhone photo 😠
Proper PPE acquired. Time to play with chemicals.
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Proper PPE acquired. Time to play with chemicals.
Tried to describe it in the alt text
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tried to describe it in the alt text
This is so absurd; I love it
December 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is so absurd; I love it
I think this was the cartoon that made me pay a lot more attention to the far side when I was younger, once I realized how much heavy lifting the word *both* was doing 😆
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think this was the cartoon that made me pay a lot more attention to the far side when I was younger, once I realized how much heavy lifting the word *both* was doing 😆
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
A small success, but a good wood bowl off of Facebook Marketplace for very cheap is a success just the same. 😌
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A small success, but a good wood bowl off of Facebook Marketplace for very cheap is a success just the same. 😌
I just ordered two—one for me, and one for my sister! Let’s gooooooooo
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I just ordered two—one for me, and one for my sister! Let’s gooooooooo
These will be storage boxes, each panel with this cutout pattern. It is inspired by these, but I am making irregular shapes (not squares) so T helped me write a program to generate svg templates to my specifications.
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
These will be storage boxes, each panel with this cutout pattern. It is inspired by these, but I am making irregular shapes (not squares) so T helped me write a program to generate svg templates to my specifications.
This is on the cheapest, shittiest plywood, so please ignore the tear-out. I also did not do any finishing. In production, the machine will be doing two panels at once and then cutting the panel out to exact dimensions. This was a test to ensure correct speed and depth for the main g code. Success!
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
This is on the cheapest, shittiest plywood, so please ignore the tear-out. I also did not do any finishing. In production, the machine will be doing two panels at once and then cutting the panel out to exact dimensions. This was a test to ensure correct speed and depth for the main g code. Success!
Perfection. I am so chuffed. 😌
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Perfection. I am so chuffed. 😌
My other favorite is the English National Ballet, because it is giving dead. It is giving goth. It is giving rat Mari Lwyd. www.pinterest.com/pin/71776806...
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My other favorite is the English National Ballet, because it is giving dead. It is giving goth. It is giving rat Mari Lwyd. www.pinterest.com/pin/71776806...