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alexander
@malortbreath.bsky.social
Cascadia
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I’ve been told more times than once (most recently tonight. I’m an enigma) that my instagram stories are fun and that I show random moments of life. I don’t disagree but Idk how to interpret that?
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I’ve been going through manic depressive phases. May through late September was manic — hyper, energy, unique forms of happiness. October through last Friday was a deep pit of despair and weakness. I’m crawling back from that. Visiting Portland was a shot of life. I’ve risen.
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Anyone mad about the newest tame impala album is a dumbass who didn’t actually listen to slow rush
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The absolute most mind fuck of a year has occurred. I wasn’t prepared for any of this but I’m trying I think. It’s almost over!
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Part of becoming an adult is figuring out how small of a space you can occupy. The smaller the better. Curl urself into a ball. Become dense. Radicalize ur friends.
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
You know what’s good? The fact that I’m still hot. Jot that down.
September 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My recent Father John Misty enjoyment is bordering on obsession. He’s just perfect, lyrically and musically.
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Feeling content at 35 😌
September 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Saving $400 on a hotel by booking one with shared baths sounds great until you’re absolutely zooted and have to pee. Do I use the in-room sink as a urinal? You tell me.
September 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
What’s the deal with Prius Lyft drivers installing bright af light bars on their fucking Prius? It’s not a coincidence it’s common.
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Who remembers watching this 15 years ago youtu.be/x5Swa9CYgRk?...
Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago | A Take Away Show
YouTube video by Blogothèque
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September 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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This is the person they are suspending people over btw
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
is there a way to experience a finger crack but instead of a finger it's the entire body all at once into a thousand pieces? asking for myself.
September 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I shouldn’t be allowed to listen to father John misty in my current emotional state.
September 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Love how many fellow millennials vape on bar patios now. Almost feeling like there’s no reason to ghost it anymore. Like, society is collapsing, let us have our nicotine.
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I installed the iOS 26 RC on my phone and iPad and I’ve been playing with the glassy animations all day. It’s not a perfect release but I’ve been enjoying the visual refresh despite some annoyances.
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“Improving” doing a lot of work here
September 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Who out here being hungover? Not me. I don’t get hangovers. It’s my superpower.
September 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
tomorrow night i will be lost in a sea of 4 on the floor on a boat and i cannot wait
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
All of Ballard smells like smoke. It’s triggering my lizard brain to a flight response because I think my nest is on fire. I’m channeling that into genuine party energy and slammin hamms and Malört at a dive bar 🫡
September 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i’m down to 170 lbs which means i’ve lost about 40 lbs since spring, all while having the best summer of my life. the only casualties of this process were a pair of broken glasses, some scars, two chipped teeth, and my dignity.
September 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I must dance
September 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The air feels SO GOOD today. Maybe it’s the 5 miles I just walked and the two beers I’ve drank but the point stands. Get out there and feel the breeze 💨
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM