Malraux
@malraux.bsky.social
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I mean, I’m out here cheering on my rep, Thomas massie, so these are weird times.
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They seemed like obvious questions too. What do you say to the side that doesn’t want to vote for you? Reference feel good platitude about look at my platform and how we can move forward together.
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Jar Jar uses the Force like Domino uses her mutant power, only hers looks cool and Jar Jar uses it via slapstick.
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Guy who did not get any of the birthday cake at New York Times named senior editor at CBS News
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Old slightly demented guy with a terminal diagnosis is not the person who should have his finger on the destroy the world button.
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Glonzo is a monster that causes power outages by eating power lines and every political candidate needs an elaborate plan to stop him.
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Describe your bsky account in one image
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I wouldn’t judge twitter’s use of memes as a reflecting appropriate action any more than would 4chan.
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It certainly reads as potentially over a line even if other places might put the line in a different point. Had Link offered any sort of contrition maybe he could have avoided the issue but instead chose the maximalist position.

Still think they need to hire a real PR person for these events.
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I know why it is that every other text message I receive is a democratic politician asking for money, but somehow my email has ended up on republican mailing lists.
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I'm old enough to remember when relativism was considered a problem of the left and conservative institutions believed in absolutes.
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All those brightly colored birds are mostly males giving up hiding from predators in exchange for extra riz.

We males are dumb.
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Male deer regrow antlers every year to stab other male deer because they somehow think it impresses the does.
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I dunno drinking, smoking, doing awesome stuff and playing with guns kinda makes men sound pretty cool.
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The risk of Trump is that we won’t get him out of the White House until he dies. But it’s also the opportunity.
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Might not be today but someday we will get our glonzo.
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Trump is now 40 minutes late and counting. Naval cadets still standing around in total and increasingly uncomfortable silence.
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twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
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Jimmy Buffett’s “why don’t we get drunk and screw?”