Malvolio
@malvolio.bsky.social
Actor/VO/VA/Radio
Walker, TX Ranger. Wishbone
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.
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Alanis Morissette - You Learn (Official 4K Music Video)
YouTube video by Alanis Morissette
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Watching Shoresy and feeling very Canadian right now.
Plus I've moved from Red Alert to Alanis Morissette on my earworm status.
I recommend biting off more than you can chew. For the record.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW-...
Plus I've moved from Red Alert to Alanis Morissette on my earworm status.
I recommend biting off more than you can chew. For the record.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW-...
What about us?
What about all the times you said you had the answers?
What about us?
What about all the broken happy-ever-afters?
What about us?
What about all the plans that ended in disaster?
What about love? What about trust?
What about us?
What about all the times you said you had the answers?
What about us?
What about all the broken happy-ever-afters?
What about us?
What about all the plans that ended in disaster?
What about love? What about trust?
What about us?
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
What about us?
What about all the times you said you had the answers?
What about us?
What about all the broken happy-ever-afters?
What about us?
What about all the plans that ended in disaster?
What about love? What about trust?
What about us?
What about all the times you said you had the answers?
What about us?
What about all the broken happy-ever-afters?
What about us?
What about all the plans that ended in disaster?
What about love? What about trust?
What about us?
Mal?
You're a big tough GenX Texan!
Why you spend all night praising Alanis Morissette?
Bitch wait till I do P!nk night.
And don't get me started on Kelly Clarkson.
I don't play.
You're a big tough GenX Texan!
Why you spend all night praising Alanis Morissette?
Bitch wait till I do P!nk night.
And don't get me started on Kelly Clarkson.
I don't play.
a woman in a floral jacket is holding a sign that says ' nfl '
ALT: a woman in a floral jacket is holding a sign that says ' nfl '
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January 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Mal?
You're a big tough GenX Texan!
Why you spend all night praising Alanis Morissette?
Bitch wait till I do P!nk night.
And don't get me started on Kelly Clarkson.
I don't play.
You're a big tough GenX Texan!
Why you spend all night praising Alanis Morissette?
Bitch wait till I do P!nk night.
And don't get me started on Kelly Clarkson.
I don't play.
Canadian Mt. Rushmore?
Shania. Alanis. Celine.
Who is the 4th?
Help me out!
Shania. Alanis. Celine.
Who is the 4th?
Help me out!
a woman in a purple dress is dancing and singing into a microphone on a stage .
ALT: a woman in a purple dress is dancing and singing into a microphone on a stage .
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January 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Canadian Mt. Rushmore?
Shania. Alanis. Celine.
Who is the 4th?
Help me out!
Shania. Alanis. Celine.
Who is the 4th?
Help me out!
Watching Shoresy and feeling very Canadian right now.
Plus I've moved from Red Alert to Alanis Morissette on my earworm status.
I recommend biting off more than you can chew. For the record.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW-...
Plus I've moved from Red Alert to Alanis Morissette on my earworm status.
I recommend biting off more than you can chew. For the record.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW-...
Alanis Morissette - You Learn (Official 4K Music Video)
YouTube video by Alanis Morissette
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Watching Shoresy and feeling very Canadian right now.
Plus I've moved from Red Alert to Alanis Morissette on my earworm status.
I recommend biting off more than you can chew. For the record.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW-...
Plus I've moved from Red Alert to Alanis Morissette on my earworm status.
I recommend biting off more than you can chew. For the record.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW-...
"Have more than thou showest, Speak less than thou knowest,"
King Lear, Act 1, Scene 4
#ShakespeareSunday #Chernobyl @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social
King Lear, Act 1, Scene 4
#ShakespeareSunday #Chernobyl @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wall of maps
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January 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"Have more than thou showest, Speak less than thou knowest,"
King Lear, Act 1, Scene 4
#ShakespeareSunday #Chernobyl @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social
King Lear, Act 1, Scene 4
#ShakespeareSunday #Chernobyl @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social
"Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul, But I do love thee! and when I love thee not, Chaos is come again,"
Othello (Act 3, Scene 3)
#ShakespeareSunday #GameOfThrones @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social
Othello (Act 3, Scene 3)
#ShakespeareSunday #GameOfThrones @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social
two men are talking to each other and one of them says " chaos is a ladder "
ALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them says " chaos is a ladder "
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January 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
"Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul, But I do love thee! and when I love thee not, Chaos is come again,"
Othello (Act 3, Scene 3)
#ShakespeareSunday #GameOfThrones @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social
Othello (Act 3, Scene 3)
#ShakespeareSunday #GameOfThrones @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social
I expect to see skulls on the ICE uniforms any day now.
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I expect to see skulls on the ICE uniforms any day now.
Bringing this one back because... FUCK Yeah!!!
Quote this with who you would be in Star Trek.
January 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Bringing this one back because... FUCK Yeah!!!
"I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong."
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong."
Update!
I was informed that I was terminated for taking a sick day. Something I've done like 3 times in 8 months.
Ain't that a bitch? I ain't even mad. That job sucked ass.
I guess that means I can file for unemployment now.
Classic Friday.
I was informed that I was terminated for taking a sick day. Something I've done like 3 times in 8 months.
Ain't that a bitch? I ain't even mad. That job sucked ass.
I guess that means I can file for unemployment now.
Classic Friday.
two men are sitting on a couch talking to each other and one of them says `` you ain 't got no job ''
ALT: two men are sitting on a couch talking to each other and one of them says `` you ain 't got no job ''
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Update!
I was informed that I was terminated for taking a sick day. Something I've done like 3 times in 8 months.
Ain't that a bitch? I ain't even mad. That job sucked ass.
I guess that means I can file for unemployment now.
Classic Friday.
I was informed that I was terminated for taking a sick day. Something I've done like 3 times in 8 months.
Ain't that a bitch? I ain't even mad. That job sucked ass.
I guess that means I can file for unemployment now.
Classic Friday.
Taking a sick day.
Time for some kitty snugs and Barnaby Jones reruns.
Time for some kitty snugs and Barnaby Jones reruns.
a man in a suit is reading a newspaper
ALT: a man in a suit is reading a newspaper
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January 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Taking a sick day.
Time for some kitty snugs and Barnaby Jones reruns.
Time for some kitty snugs and Barnaby Jones reruns.
Damn good to see NPR in my feed.
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Damn good to see NPR in my feed.
@space-ghost.com I have friends everywhere.
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
@space-ghost.com I have friends everywhere.
Oh hello!
I've been distracted.
I've been distracted.
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh hello!
I've been distracted.
I've been distracted.
Reposted by Malvolio
The devil speed him! No man’s pie is freed
From his ambitious finger.
From his ambitious finger.
March 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The devil speed him! No man’s pie is freed
From his ambitious finger.
From his ambitious finger.
Time to shake things up.
I'm sleeping with my head on the other side of the bed.
Can't stop. Won't stop.
I'm sleeping with my head on the other side of the bed.
Can't stop. Won't stop.
March 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Time to shake things up.
I'm sleeping with my head on the other side of the bed.
Can't stop. Won't stop.
I'm sleeping with my head on the other side of the bed.
Can't stop. Won't stop.
"Just a fading fucking reminder of who I'm supposed to be. C'mon tell me! You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away and I'm starting to scare myself. "
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away and I'm starting to scare myself. "
a man in a black hat is singing into a microphone on stage .
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March 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"Just a fading fucking reminder of who I'm supposed to be. C'mon tell me! You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away and I'm starting to scare myself. "
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away and I'm starting to scare myself. "
So my landlord lowered my rent! I'm almost even. Have to turn off the Internet for a while. However the water is still off. I'm only $200 down but if it stays off too long they will terminate my account and I will pay more.
Anything would help.
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March 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
So my landlord lowered my rent! I'm almost even. Have to turn off the Internet for a while. However the water is still off. I'm only $200 down but if it stays off too long they will terminate my account and I will pay more.
Anything would help.
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Anything would help.
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Holy fuck!
My landlord just offered to lower my rent by $100 if I don't leave!
Unsolicited!
Has this ever happened ever?
My landlord just offered to lower my rent by $100 if I don't leave!
Unsolicited!
Has this ever happened ever?
a man stands in front of a brick wall and says what the hell is going on
ALT: a man stands in front of a brick wall and says what the hell is going on
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March 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Holy fuck!
My landlord just offered to lower my rent by $100 if I don't leave!
Unsolicited!
Has this ever happened ever?
My landlord just offered to lower my rent by $100 if I don't leave!
Unsolicited!
Has this ever happened ever?
Trying to get out of Texas. Any help would be appreciated. I will record Shakespeare for your efforts. 🎭
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February 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trying to get out of Texas. Any help would be appreciated. I will record Shakespeare for your efforts. 🎭
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My TV's algorithm thinks I have a curved weiner.
February 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My TV's algorithm thinks I have a curved weiner.