Malvolio
@malvolio.bsky.social
Actor/VO/VA/Radio
Walker, TX Ranger. Wishbone
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.
$Malvolio421
https://linktr.ee/Malvolio421
Walker, TX Ranger. Wishbone
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.
$Malvolio421
https://linktr.ee/Malvolio421
My love of sci-fi is battling my disdain for puns.
This is brilliant and horrifying all in one moment.
Bravo.
This is brilliant and horrifying all in one moment.
Bravo.
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
My love of sci-fi is battling my disdain for puns.
This is brilliant and horrifying all in one moment.
Bravo.
This is brilliant and horrifying all in one moment.
Bravo.
Which one is the snark account? That's what I'm here for.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Which one is the snark account? That's what I'm here for.
Bless her heart.
a woman in a black turtleneck is holding a white cup on a saucer
ALT: a woman in a black turtleneck is holding a white cup on a saucer
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Bless her heart.
Newsom is just Palpatine in Phantom Menace.
a group of people are standing in front of a building with the words and you young skywalker ... we will watch your career with great interest ..
ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a building with the words and you young skywalker ... we will watch your career with great interest ..
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Newsom is just Palpatine in Phantom Menace.
I will go full Tombstone cosplay in the name of justice.
In Ann Richards name we pray.
In Ann Richards name we pray.
a woman with white hair is smiling and wearing a red jacket and pearls
ALT: a woman with white hair is smiling and wearing a red jacket and pearls
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I will go full Tombstone cosplay in the name of justice.
In Ann Richards name we pray.
In Ann Richards name we pray.
Blood in the water.
All of a sudden it's Shark Week.
All of a sudden it's Shark Week.
a man is talking to another man with the words live every week like it 's shark week .
ALT: a man is talking to another man with the words live every week like it 's shark week .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Blood in the water.
All of a sudden it's Shark Week.
All of a sudden it's Shark Week.
What if I'm...
Not bald.
Plenty of body hair.
Premium chonk.
Minimum tall with 6ft.
Is this why I'm your Hand?
<3
Not bald.
Plenty of body hair.
Premium chonk.
Minimum tall with 6ft.
Is this why I'm your Hand?
<3
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
What if I'm...
Not bald.
Plenty of body hair.
Premium chonk.
Minimum tall with 6ft.
Is this why I'm your Hand?
<3
Not bald.
Plenty of body hair.
Premium chonk.
Minimum tall with 6ft.
Is this why I'm your Hand?
<3
Paramount sux!
But so does Disney. Whatta ya gonna do in a corporate world?
But so does Disney. Whatta ya gonna do in a corporate world?
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Paramount sux!
But so does Disney. Whatta ya gonna do in a corporate world?
But so does Disney. Whatta ya gonna do in a corporate world?
Alanis Morissette - Still (Official Video)
YouTube video by Alanis Morissette
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
When I listen to Uninvited I feel guilty.
And that makes it feel like home for me.
God bless you jagged little pill.
And that makes it feel like home for me.
God bless you jagged little pill.
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
When I listen to Uninvited I feel guilty.
And that makes it feel like home for me.
God bless you jagged little pill.
And that makes it feel like home for me.
God bless you jagged little pill.
Dude!
This was a back pocket paperback for me.
That thing was a nice bus or car ride read for me.
And the 5 buck paperback rolled up and fit right in my back pocket.
Love this memory.
This was a back pocket paperback for me.
That thing was a nice bus or car ride read for me.
And the 5 buck paperback rolled up and fit right in my back pocket.
Love this memory.
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Dude!
This was a back pocket paperback for me.
That thing was a nice bus or car ride read for me.
And the 5 buck paperback rolled up and fit right in my back pocket.
Love this memory.
This was a back pocket paperback for me.
That thing was a nice bus or car ride read for me.
And the 5 buck paperback rolled up and fit right in my back pocket.
Love this memory.