Simon Harris
@manbehavingdadly.bsky.social
I’m also Man Behaving Dadly. I was away for a bit. I take comfort in the fact that my continued existence makes a lot of people incredibly angry.
BREAKING: ASDA, Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Morrisons, Lidl and Aldi announce emergency popcorn rationing of one bag per customer after sales soar due to people getting ready to watch Farage and Lowe publicly tear strips off each other over the weekend.
March 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
BREAKING: ASDA, Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Morrisons, Lidl and Aldi announce emergency popcorn rationing of one bag per customer after sales soar due to people getting ready to watch Farage and Lowe publicly tear strips off each other over the weekend.
A quick question. If ‘nobody cares about women’s football,’ why have Panini made a significant investment in launching the first-ever official WSL trading card game?
March 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
A quick question. If ‘nobody cares about women’s football,’ why have Panini made a significant investment in launching the first-ever official WSL trading card game?
Windsor Castle isn’t a church you absolute ringpiece …
March 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Windsor Castle isn’t a church you absolute ringpiece …
… and shortly afterwards, Parliament will then laugh at it and make farty noises.
November 27, 2024 at 8:47 PM
… and shortly afterwards, Parliament will then laugh at it and make farty noises.
I saw these USB-powered oversized heated hoodies in Lidl earlier for £19.99. I know this is an extreme example, but in theory you could charge up a cheap and cheerful power bank during the day at work or elsewhere, and then use it at home to run this hoodie in the evening.
Just saying.
Just saying.
November 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I saw these USB-powered oversized heated hoodies in Lidl earlier for £19.99. I know this is an extreme example, but in theory you could charge up a cheap and cheerful power bank during the day at work or elsewhere, and then use it at home to run this hoodie in the evening.
Just saying.
Just saying.
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and it’s around 9.45am in the UK, and so around 3.45am in Wichita, Kansas, USA. We are just a few hours away from the exact 37th anniversary of Neal and Del realising that those aren’t pillows.
November 27, 2024 at 9:48 AM
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and it’s around 9.45am in the UK, and so around 3.45am in Wichita, Kansas, USA. We are just a few hours away from the exact 37th anniversary of Neal and Del realising that those aren’t pillows.
The BBC have announced the presenters for Sports Personality Of The Year.
Experienced presenter. Degree in broadcasting, football playing career.
Experienced presenter. Represented Wales / Great Britain in gymnastics.
Experienced presenter / journalist. Former president, Rugby Football League.
Experienced presenter. Degree in broadcasting, football playing career.
Experienced presenter. Represented Wales / Great Britain in gymnastics.
Experienced presenter / journalist. Former president, Rugby Football League.
November 25, 2024 at 4:25 PM
The BBC have announced the presenters for Sports Personality Of The Year.
Experienced presenter. Degree in broadcasting, football playing career.
Experienced presenter. Represented Wales / Great Britain in gymnastics.
Experienced presenter / journalist. Former president, Rugby Football League.
Experienced presenter. Degree in broadcasting, football playing career.
Experienced presenter. Represented Wales / Great Britain in gymnastics.
Experienced presenter / journalist. Former president, Rugby Football League.
SCHOOLS: Dear Parent. All of our children were weighed recently, and your child's BMI would indicate that they are overweight. For more information about healthier lifestyle choices, please read the attached leaflet.
ALSO SCHOOLS:
ALSO SCHOOLS:
November 25, 2024 at 8:15 AM
SCHOOLS: Dear Parent. All of our children were weighed recently, and your child's BMI would indicate that they are overweight. For more information about healthier lifestyle choices, please read the attached leaflet.
ALSO SCHOOLS:
ALSO SCHOOLS:
Just got home to a devastating scene in Essex.
November 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Just got home to a devastating scene in Essex.
Absolute top-level romantic getaway in Faringdon, Oxfordshire. Spend a few hours browsing the aisles, getting so excited about the latest ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ canvases that you can’t keep your hands off each other and it develops into an all-night shagathon upstairs.
November 23, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Absolute top-level romantic getaway in Faringdon, Oxfordshire. Spend a few hours browsing the aisles, getting so excited about the latest ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ canvases that you can’t keep your hands off each other and it develops into an all-night shagathon upstairs.
HAPPY 33RD BIRTHDAY to a show that was the pinnacle of Saturday night TV. Nothing since has come even close.
November 23, 2024 at 12:55 PM
HAPPY 33RD BIRTHDAY to a show that was the pinnacle of Saturday night TV. Nothing since has come even close.
Free parenting advice. Never, ever, EVER press one of these buttons before your toddler gets to them.
Just don’t.
Just don’t.
November 23, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Free parenting advice. Never, ever, EVER press one of these buttons before your toddler gets to them.
Just don’t.
Just don’t.
Am I missing something here? Why would Tesco sell gingerbread-scented de-icer? Unless you spray it on the inside of your windscreen, you won’t be able to smell it.
Please tell me if I am being dense.
Please tell me if I am being dense.
November 21, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Am I missing something here? Why would Tesco sell gingerbread-scented de-icer? Unless you spray it on the inside of your windscreen, you won’t be able to smell it.
Please tell me if I am being dense.
Please tell me if I am being dense.
Nice one Austrian Airlines 🇦🇹 ✈️
November 20, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Nice one Austrian Airlines 🇦🇹 ✈️
PARENTS BEWARE! Please do not buy this advent calendar for your kids. Last year, my son opened a window of his so-called CHILD-FRIENDLY Paw Patrol calendar and the chocolate was in the shape of a GUN! I looked at another and it was a HAND GRENADE. I was FURIOUS - Nickelodeon you’re a disgrace.
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 AM
PARENTS BEWARE! Please do not buy this advent calendar for your kids. Last year, my son opened a window of his so-called CHILD-FRIENDLY Paw Patrol calendar and the chocolate was in the shape of a GUN! I looked at another and it was a HAND GRENADE. I was FURIOUS - Nickelodeon you’re a disgrace.
I learned something fascinating today. I needed a single first class stamp, which normally retails for £1.65, but as I was passing a local convenience store I decided to pop in there and buy one instead - £1.75. 🧵
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I learned something fascinating today. I needed a single first class stamp, which normally retails for £1.65, but as I was passing a local convenience store I decided to pop in there and buy one instead - £1.75. 🧵
Devastated to hear yellow Metanium has been discontinued due to ‘supply chain issues.’ This stuff was legendary for all four of our kids when they had ‘baboon arse.’ I can already see some of these on eBay for silly money. Apparently this half-crumpled tube could be worth up to £30 now. Madness.
November 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Devastated to hear yellow Metanium has been discontinued due to ‘supply chain issues.’ This stuff was legendary for all four of our kids when they had ‘baboon arse.’ I can already see some of these on eBay for silly money. Apparently this half-crumpled tube could be worth up to £30 now. Madness.
Essex & Suffolk Water. They are here for you this winter … but don’t you dare reply to their email.
November 18, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Essex & Suffolk Water. They are here for you this winter … but don’t you dare reply to their email.
Bloody well done. So pleased for them.
November 18, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Bloody well done. So pleased for them.
Yet another grammar nightmare from Sainsbury’s on this scented candle. However, if it is meant to be a tribute to William Shatner, I offer my sincerest apologies.
November 17, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Yet another grammar nightmare from Sainsbury’s on this scented candle. However, if it is meant to be a tribute to William Shatner, I offer my sincerest apologies.
Ah I see. Alex Scott is capable of presenting live football matches where the broadcast goes on for more than two hours, but she’s not capable of presenting a sequence of pre-recorded, edited clips of football that go on for about an hour. Gotcha.
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Ah I see. Alex Scott is capable of presenting live football matches where the broadcast goes on for more than two hours, but she’s not capable of presenting a sequence of pre-recorded, edited clips of football that go on for about an hour. Gotcha.
Just noticed that when fully laden, my Lidl bag stares at me with a hint of derangement.
November 16, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Just noticed that when fully laden, my Lidl bag stares at me with a hint of derangement.