Mando Ortiz
@mandoortiz.bsky.social
Software Engineer. Stand-up comic.
Gavin Degraw looking like Truman Capote during the Macy’s Day Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Gavin Degraw looking like Truman Capote during the Macy’s Day Parade.
Halloween 3 rules mainly because Tom Atkins is the most middle aged man that’s ever middle aged in that movie.
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Halloween 3 rules mainly because Tom Atkins is the most middle aged man that’s ever middle aged in that movie.
“Oh I just know they were fuckin” - me rewatching Scooby Doo and seeing Matthew Lillard interact with anybody.
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“Oh I just know they were fuckin” - me rewatching Scooby Doo and seeing Matthew Lillard interact with anybody.
I checked out Threads again and holy shit that algorithm just throws the most insane takes at you.
October 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I checked out Threads again and holy shit that algorithm just throws the most insane takes at you.
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If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
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I am gonna be laughing about Logan Paul eliminating CM Punk all week. #RoyalRumble #WWE
February 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I am gonna be laughing about Logan Paul eliminating CM Punk all week. #RoyalRumble #WWE
Yup, WWE still isn’t for me. That pacing was killing me. #WWE #WWEonNetflix
January 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yup, WWE still isn’t for me. That pacing was killing me. #WWE #WWEonNetflix
January 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This rules if you keep him away from Bullet Club. Just 5 Guys could use another guy.
NJPW has shown interest in bringing in Tom Pestock, the former Baron Corbin, FightfulSelect.com has learned.
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January 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This rules if you keep him away from Bullet Club. Just 5 Guys could use another guy.
I don’t want to hear anybody count out Ricochet again! Man felt like he earned that Tokyo Dome main event. #NJWK #WrestleDynasty
January 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I don’t want to hear anybody count out Ricochet again! Man felt like he earned that Tokyo Dome main event. #NJWK #WrestleDynasty
Kenny Omega vs Gabe Kidd is the type of shit that made me fall in love with wrestling. #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
January 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Kenny Omega vs Gabe Kidd is the type of shit that made me fall in love with wrestling. #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
Needed Tanahashi to pull a reverse Inoki and storm ringside to make that match go longer than 5 minutes. #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
January 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Needed Tanahashi to pull a reverse Inoki and storm ringside to make that match go longer than 5 minutes. #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
GIVE ME 30 MINUTES OF THAT #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
January 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
GIVE ME 30 MINUTES OF THAT #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
Just hearing Shibata’s music in the Tokyo Dome makes me tear up. #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
January 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Just hearing Shibata’s music in the Tokyo Dome makes me tear up. #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
I know people hate the everybody stand for a dive spot, but when the dives are that rad I have to love it. #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
January 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I know people hate the everybody stand for a dive spot, but when the dives are that rad I have to love it. #NJWD #WrestleDynasty
Libby: You can borrow these books in 4 weeks and 10 weeks
Me: Cool! More time to go through my TBR!
Libby: Actually never mind take em both. 💙📚
Me: Cool! More time to go through my TBR!
Libby: Actually never mind take em both. 💙📚
December 31, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Libby: You can borrow these books in 4 weeks and 10 weeks
Me: Cool! More time to go through my TBR!
Libby: Actually never mind take em both. 💙📚
Me: Cool! More time to go through my TBR!
Libby: Actually never mind take em both. 💙📚
My wife is listening to The Battle Hymn of the Republic on Spotify while doing a Brother Of Steel run Fallout 4 and I’m kinda terrified.
December 7, 2024 at 9:19 PM
My wife is listening to The Battle Hymn of the Republic on Spotify while doing a Brother Of Steel run Fallout 4 and I’m kinda terrified.
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It’s called progressive metal because I want to progress my way to the exit when it’s on
December 6, 2024 at 3:12 AM
It’s called progressive metal because I want to progress my way to the exit when it’s on
Oatmeal raisin is a top tier cookie
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Oatmeal raisin is a top tier cookie
Netflix is giving Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson a big fight feel by having a stream that runs like I’m stealing it.
November 16, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Netflix is giving Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson a big fight feel by having a stream that runs like I’m stealing it.
Young me was really jamming to Put A Little Ass On It.
November 15, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Young me was really jamming to Put A Little Ass On It.