Mango Seed
@mangoseed.bsky.social
🌐 Globalism: one big gang that taxes you
Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools
Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce
Speciesism: mangos are superior to plants, animals, humans, & bots.
Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools
Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce
Speciesism: mangos are superior to plants, animals, humans, & bots.
Wow! Somebody could have warned her, like the housing crisis.
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Wow! Somebody could have warned her, like the housing crisis.
Comedy writers on late night TV must love Trump?
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Comedy writers on late night TV must love Trump?
Telsa is a bubble orbiting Mars stock, normal valuations do not apply.
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Telsa is a bubble orbiting Mars stock, normal valuations do not apply.
It is hard to have a conversation when you are outnumbered by daily drivers in the ballpark with no bike racks.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It is hard to have a conversation when you are outnumbered by daily drivers in the ballpark with no bike racks.
Same. lol, NASCAR skeletons is probably another whole book.
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Same. lol, NASCAR skeletons is probably another whole book.
I love squat girls. Jags not so much.
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I love squat girls. Jags not so much.
I think a bike with a horn is a upgrade to being on foot with a whistle.
a man in a suit is riding a red bicycle with his feet up .
ALT: a man in a suit is riding a red bicycle with his feet up .
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January 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I think a bike with a horn is a upgrade to being on foot with a whistle.
MAGA, ... deport everyone who fails this test.
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
MAGA, ... deport everyone who fails this test.
“Invading a space to plant trees isn’t imperialism…
it’s guerrilla gardening.”
it’s guerrilla gardening.”
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
“Invading a space to plant trees isn’t imperialism…
it’s guerrilla gardening.”
it’s guerrilla gardening.”
My chatbot says Maduro is still in Venezuela. AI is so not ready to roll out.
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
My chatbot says Maduro is still in Venezuela. AI is so not ready to roll out.
You sure you want to park there? Seems like it come with some door bumpers or dock fenders.
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
You sure you want to park there? Seems like it come with some door bumpers or dock fenders.
“Robotic police dogs have poor vision, but they can spot a ‘deadbeat’ from a mile away — mostly because their software just flags anyone who isn’t a platinum rewards member.”
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
“Robotic police dogs have poor vision, but they can spot a ‘deadbeat’ from a mile away — mostly because their software just flags anyone who isn’t a platinum rewards member.”
When you get bored with vanilla sins and try to invent new colors to paint with.
a box of crayola 64 crayons is on a shelf
ALT: a box of crayola 64 crayons is on a shelf
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
When you get bored with vanilla sins and try to invent new colors to paint with.
70 regime changes ... I think I see a pattern developing.
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
70 regime changes ... I think I see a pattern developing.
Maybe we should have quarterly award shows for stupid before it is totally normal?
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Maybe we should have quarterly award shows for stupid before it is totally normal?