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Mango Seed
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🌐 Globalism: one big gang that taxes you

Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet

Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools

Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce

Speciesism: mangos are superior to plants, animals, humans, & bots.
my goodness! lol
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Wow! Somebody could have warned her, like the housing crisis.
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Comedy writers on late night TV must love Trump?
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Telsa is a bubble orbiting Mars stock, normal valuations do not apply.
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
It is hard to have a conversation when you are outnumbered by daily drivers in the ballpark with no bike racks.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Same. lol, NASCAR skeletons is probably another whole book.
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I love squat girls. Jags not so much.
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I think a bike with a horn is a upgrade to being on foot with a whistle.
a man in a suit is riding a red bicycle with his feet up .
ALT: a man in a suit is riding a red bicycle with his feet up .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
MAGA, ... deport everyone who fails this test.
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“Invading a space to plant trees isn’t imperialism…
it’s guerrilla gardening.”
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
My chatbot says Maduro is still in Venezuela. AI is so not ready to roll out.
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
You sure you want to park there? Seems like it come with some door bumpers or dock fenders.
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
“Robotic police dogs have poor vision, but they can spot a ‘deadbeat’ from a mile away — mostly because their software just flags anyone who isn’t a platinum rewards member.”
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
When you get bored with vanilla sins and try to invent new colors to paint with.
a box of crayola 64 crayons is on a shelf
ALT: a box of crayola 64 crayons is on a shelf
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
70 regime changes ... I think I see a pattern developing.
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Maybe we should have quarterly award shows for stupid before it is totally normal?
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM