Casper's Ghost
@manicminor.bsky.social
Uniquely endowed with the wisdom of Norman whilst as hardy as Oliver.
Antiultracrepidarian. Mal vivant.
Antiultracrepidarian. Mal vivant.
How have ladybirds survived so long? They can't fly so well and don't know where they're going. One landed in my ear. I am not green, nor home to aphids. Another one has just crashed into my glasses and dropped to the floor. To what avail?
July 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
How have ladybirds survived so long? They can't fly so well and don't know where they're going. One landed in my ear. I am not green, nor home to aphids. Another one has just crashed into my glasses and dropped to the floor. To what avail?
Quote a record that you found in your parents' collection when you were young.
June 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Quote a record that you found in your parents' collection when you were young.
Proposal for bringing back integrity to political discourse: forced lobotomies for politicians and press who cling to probably false positions.
Still to decide whether the operations should be televised.
Still to decide whether the operations should be televised.
June 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Proposal for bringing back integrity to political discourse: forced lobotomies for politicians and press who cling to probably false positions.
Still to decide whether the operations should be televised.
Still to decide whether the operations should be televised.
Today's episode was brought to you by the letter S and the number 2.
What words can we think of that start with S?
I'll start: Schadenfreude
What words can we think of that start with S?
I'll start: Schadenfreude
June 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Today's episode was brought to you by the letter S and the number 2.
What words can we think of that start with S?
I'll start: Schadenfreude
What words can we think of that start with S?
I'll start: Schadenfreude
HUGH, PUGH, BARNEY MCGREW, CUTHBERT, DIBBLE AND GRUB!
May 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
HUGH, PUGH, BARNEY MCGREW, CUTHBERT, DIBBLE AND GRUB!
@sfawcs.bsky.social @frmo.bsky.social
My feed has presented me with a new game: try to figure out the chain between the two tweets. I have yet to succeed 👏
My feed has presented me with a new game: try to figure out the chain between the two tweets. I have yet to succeed 👏
May 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
@sfawcs.bsky.social @frmo.bsky.social
My feed has presented me with a new game: try to figure out the chain between the two tweets. I have yet to succeed 👏
My feed has presented me with a new game: try to figure out the chain between the two tweets. I have yet to succeed 👏
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Four4teen.
Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman have to find a serial killer who has gone through sloth, greed, envy, etc. and has moved on to people listening to music without headphones and taking calls on speaker in quiet carriages. Nobody knows when it'll end.
Four4teen.
Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman have to find a serial killer who has gone through sloth, greed, envy, etc. and has moved on to people listening to music without headphones and taking calls on speaker in quiet carriages. Nobody knows when it'll end.
May 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Four4teen.
Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman have to find a serial killer who has gone through sloth, greed, envy, etc. and has moved on to people listening to music without headphones and taking calls on speaker in quiet carriages. Nobody knows when it'll end.
Four4teen.
Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman have to find a serial killer who has gone through sloth, greed, envy, etc. and has moved on to people listening to music without headphones and taking calls on speaker in quiet carriages. Nobody knows when it'll end.
The creativity invested in calling Elon Musk various funny, whilst derogatory, names is great to see, all over the place. However, I think Mark has won.
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Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
March 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The creativity invested in calling Elon Musk various funny, whilst derogatory, names is great to see, all over the place. However, I think Mark has won.
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Have you seen the film Operation Mincemeat?
This is its antithesis.
This is its antithesis.
March 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Have you seen the film Operation Mincemeat?
This is its antithesis.
This is its antithesis.
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
March 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
People say that, given time travel, they'd go back to kill Hitler. There were two alleged attempts on Trump's life. If there's a third, can someone ask the guy what next week's Lotto numbers are?
March 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
People say that, given time travel, they'd go back to kill Hitler. There were two alleged attempts on Trump's life. If there's a third, can someone ask the guy what next week's Lotto numbers are?
So, we're at the point where a remake of Red Dawn would depict the Wolverines welcoming the invading Russian army, felating them at the drop of a bearskin hat, and half the US populace would think it a great movie, celebrating their freedoms.
February 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So, we're at the point where a remake of Red Dawn would depict the Wolverines welcoming the invading Russian army, felating them at the drop of a bearskin hat, and half the US populace would think it a great movie, celebrating their freedoms.
By the calmness in his tweets, you can tell this guy is NOT a sci-fi buff.
I just asked my pharmacist if my ear was a bit blocked and he had a look and SCREAMED and told me to go to A&E immediately so off I go, gang!
January 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
By the calmness in his tweets, you can tell this guy is NOT a sci-fi buff.
Fear and loathing in Last Christmas: We were somewhere around Barstow, about to start dessert, when the sprouts began to take effect.
December 31, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Fear and loathing in Last Christmas: We were somewhere around Barstow, about to start dessert, when the sprouts began to take effect.
Where we're going, we don't need roads! Looks like there was a farmer's protest on Holkham beach. Missed it, though.
December 29, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Where we're going, we don't need roads! Looks like there was a farmer's protest on Holkham beach. Missed it, though.
Breezy Holkham walk.
December 29, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Breezy Holkham walk.
Post your queen.
December 28, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Post your queen.
... and that's how she lost the job as the mall Santa.
the christmas lights stay ON during sex
December 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM
... and that's how she lost the job as the mall Santa.
The problem with optical illusions is that they don't translate well into photos. I swear this moon looked massive when floating over this field.
December 23, 2024 at 8:22 PM
The problem with optical illusions is that they don't translate well into photos. I swear this moon looked massive when floating over this field.
Wow! Good evening everyone.
December 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Wow! Good evening everyone.
In London tonight and came across a hundred or so rollerblading Santas. Does anyone know why (apart from the fun factor)?
December 14, 2024 at 10:34 PM
In London tonight and came across a hundred or so rollerblading Santas. Does anyone know why (apart from the fun factor)?
Everyone’s a sucker for eyes
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Re-blurt yours 🤗
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Re-blurt yours 🤗
December 9, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Everyone’s a sucker for eyes
👁️ 👁️
Re-blurt yours 🤗
👁️ 👁️
Re-blurt yours 🤗
As a child, with only three TV stations to choose from, I was horrified when, during school holidays, one of them was dedicated to cricket. Therefore, I've developed an intense dislike of the sport.
With that said, does anyone know how to filter out cricket related posts, on here?
With that said, does anyone know how to filter out cricket related posts, on here?
December 7, 2024 at 12:27 PM
As a child, with only three TV stations to choose from, I was horrified when, during school holidays, one of them was dedicated to cricket. Therefore, I've developed an intense dislike of the sport.
With that said, does anyone know how to filter out cricket related posts, on here?
With that said, does anyone know how to filter out cricket related posts, on here?
Things I miss from Twitter:
December 3, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Things I miss from Twitter: