I also just love this genre of post. "My friend, who absolutely sucks shit, is struggling to find a partner."

oh i am HOOKED

thats weird as fuck hell yes

had to beg a House Guy neighbor once to not install his own disconnect for an outdoor hot tub. he didnt wanna pay for a licensed electrician (me) AND a hot tub

i tattled on him to his wife like "plz he WILL die horribly"

owning a house means you are rich and therefore smart and capable!

my face when bossman puts the runny egg on my sandwich

all yall like haha remember that sjut the fUCK up none of those people are real , none of this ever happened

you are delusional

jewish afterlife is a bus stop or train station or whatever that has arrivals but never departures and eh thats fine

close enough, welcome back anton lavey

new york football giants? more like new york football bad

buncha fuckin radlibs frantically Posting, i bet 99% of yall have never even seen a rifle in person and you're talking shit about soundwaves and subsonic muzzle flashes

well in his defense, one day he'll be dead and history will remember him as the most cucked man to ever exist

this is a thirdhand grift from rfk to nuzzi to lizza trying to sell fucking substack subscriptions. he's breadcrumbing a bunch of bullshit and you're too far gone or stubborn to admit to yourselves and others that you got got

it wasnt blown off though. yall are being hyperbolic on purpose to fuel any sort of conspiracy to explain away how shitty the democratic party is and was

braver than every troop for this

yeah it prevents a tummyache after eating a bunch of metal

close enough, welcome back dick tracy

me after going to target just to take a huge shit

yall cant be serious with this bullshit right