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skibidi toilette, force de nature bisexuel

brooklyn

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What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
sharp is the knife who pierces the chicken nugget
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
wait, what services can I use to go live on bsky?
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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smiling pleasantly as npm install finishes with 25 high severity vulnerabilities. closing the terminal and moving on with my day
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
yes
is rspack any good?
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
unfortunately as a software engineer, I am surrounded by millennial coworkers making the same ten 2010-era reddit jokes until I die
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
god finally decided to smite toronto
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
is rspack any good?
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 AM
just saw a Jerome Powell edit
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 AM
webpack is the devil
January 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
it's over for my sleep schedule
January 12, 2026 at 7:22 AM
watching s01e05 of heated rivalry as a teenager would've sent me into emotional psychosis, i don't think I would've been able to contain my bisexuality
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 AM
VISUAL.
REGRESSION.
TESTOSTERONE.
January 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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These Sunday scaries are getting scarier
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I wish I could live in Seattle and new York at the same time
January 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
listening to carly rae jepsen and fixing bugs
January 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
CELCIUS IS COURSING IN MY VEINS
January 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Watching 'Landman' boomerslop on Paramount+ feeling Millennial leftism evaporating from my soul like methyl ethyl ketone as Real American characters doctrinedump on academics and environmentalists who chain themselves to prosperity pipelines and have to be rescued using trucks with emissions deletes
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
hell yeah my boss told me it's working on the weekend time #killme
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
time to sleep so i can wake up and create shareholder value (shit on company time)
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
overhearing two women talking about dungeons and dragons and steel mills at a cafe. 2026 is back on track
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
being back in new york after regressing to my 15 year old self over the holidays, I feel like I'm in a home alone remake
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I think this operation also proves that Israel "doing everything as surgically as possible" was even more bullshit than I thought.

if a military is able to completely kidnap a sovereign leader with barely any civilian casualties, why the fuck was Israel evaporating cities? makes you think
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
my flight got delayed and the girl sitting next to me hung up on her mom saying "at least I'll have time to get work done" and then she immediately started playing a gooner game on her laptop
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM